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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago

Dumps Deanna for his career.

Bangs every woman in sight when they're both bridge officers on the flagship

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

It's uh... his grieving process?

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago

Some people cry from their eyes. Ryker cries from his penis.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago

I’m sensing a lot of pent up anxiety about your incurable Denobian warts, Will

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 3 days ago

Denobian warts

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 3 days ago

I'd like to think that Deanna was getting plenty of action, but was a whole lot less messy about it.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Plot twist, they didn't break up completely, Deanna just has a massive cuckqueaning fetish and gets off on Riker fucking other women.

She's off in another room sensing the intense pleasure while flicking her bean

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

But Deanna has several other intense relationships of her own?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Well, she gets to get off every once in a while, just not with Riker. He's cool with it because he gets to fuck whoever he wants anyway. The cuckqueaning stuff is for Deanna.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

He lucked into a better gig under Picard. Rides the flagship, gets to go on all the good away missions, sees his ex on the daily while getting to bang strange new strange.

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Star Trek TNG is single-handedly responsible for me not knowing what a "flagship" was in real life navies until I was well into adulthood.

[-] Iceman@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Please, Riker is a fuckMAN.

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Starting in season two.

[-] root@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Wow, the Scumbag Steve throwback 👌

[-] _NetNomad@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

it's an older meme sir but it checks out

[-] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

Crazy that people in this thread are sooner to propose a cuckolding fetish by way of explanation rather than Starfleet just being enlightened enough that polyamory isn't a big deal.

[-] SharkWeek 12 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I always figured they were super casual and the "career first" was just so people would quit bugging them ... and then later on they settle down just the two of them, but nobody says how often Worf visits ...

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Is that how he destroyed the Enterprise E?!

[-] SharkWeek 2 points 2 days ago

Overloaded the warp core because he was desperate to be the meat in that sandwich

[-] negativenull@piefed.world 13 points 3 days ago

almost loses Deanna to Thomas Riker

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

And to Worf

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Damn that devestatingly handsome fellow!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

thank mr rikr

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

His real career was starfleet's shagger

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 3 days ago

Wait.

5!?

...

Also...

Oh my. I hadn't realised that. Poor Diana. Still working with him, watching him pass on commands offered him, while she's been told she was dumped for his career, that he intentionally stalls and sabotages, right in front of her. Narcissistic sociopathic move. And what, her empathic abilities just feel the delusions of this madman while she's being gaslight?

What a piece of work is Riker.

this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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