Cuddly from the inside (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world to c/blahaj

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[-] Smorty 13 points 3 months ago

i need to refill my blahaj fren but.. am not sure if... like - umm...

i dont know how to get him unconcious... i dont wanna do surgery on him while hes awake u know?

also, this is like - the most serious surgery u could ever have: literally replacing everything.

not sure how to go about this...

[-] VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I understand, maybe you can simply do a local anasthesia. Replacing everything is dangerous, too! You may end up with the Haj of Theseus, are they still the same or something else entirely?

She gets to keep her skin and will be stuffed with washable stuffing, maybe that'll spare the tortures in the future.

[-] Smorty 5 points 3 months ago

butbut how do u even do that for a sharky?....

i dont have any drugs at home for that... and like... I just dont know... how to go about that

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

Perfect cover for pathologic goregrind compilation for children.

this post was submitted on 12 May 2026

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