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Popeye, papayine. Popeye, papayine.

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Scorpio!

He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.

Beware of Scorpio!

His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world

And his employees' health.

He'll welcome you into his lair

Like the nobleman welcomes his guest

With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

But beware of his generous pensions

Plus three weeks paid vacation each year

And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!

He loves German beer!

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Remember you've got to dress for the job that you want.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Is the flamoe thrower included part of the fit? Or do I just need some jeans and a green turtle kneck and the flame thrower comes in time?

this post was submitted on 11 May 2026
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