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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Mastersmacks@reddthat.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Edit: some of you need to step outside and smell some fresh air, I promise it wont bite

Edit to the edit: this goes doubly for the people private messaging me their manifesto

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised there are any posts left with those filters.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 48 points 2 weeks ago

There's actually a good bunch of people posting wholesome entertaining posts if you filter out the noise

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[-] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 43 points 2 weeks ago

OP made a post trying to figure out how to make his town less lame but also wants to avoid all "politics"... 😮‍💨

What if I told you that everything is "politics", be it buying groceries, entertainment, wearing clothes, healthcare, getting around town, having sex, owning a home or getting paid?

[-] wraekscadu@vargar.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

I sympathize with OP tbh. While babies being murdered is bad, I want SOME TIME in my life where I don't have to think about that for the sake of my own survival.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Politics affects more or less everything, but that doesn't mean it is those things. If you're not able to examine the list OP posted and see what proper subset of "everything" they're trying to filter out, you need to think harder.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh no,caught red handed!!

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[-] protist@retrofed.com 42 points 2 weeks ago

You misspelled "Israel", fyi

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Worth it to add both spellings IMO

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh you right

[-] earl_emorning@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] antonim@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

You're trying to avoid politics by filtering keywords, yet your own thread title contains the word "politics". Curious.

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

That just means they won't be able to view their own post. Maybe it's not a bad idea.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no I've created a paradox

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

"slams" "melts down"

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Add "Trek", Star Trek is very political.

And "Linux" and "Open Source", free software is communist.

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you need time away from these topics for mental health, then this is can be a good idea. I wish you all the best.

If you have other, quality news sources that's fine too.

If it's just because it's "annoying" and you do not want to engage, then bear in mind that you are simply burying your head in the sand. Politics are not simply words, and will affect you and your loved one's lives and rights.

The leopards come for everyone's faces eventually.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Meh, you're overthinking it

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[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

must be nice being able to afford to not care about these things

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's so nice

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 16 points 2 weeks ago

Add "linux" and enjoy the empty feed

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot Star Trek

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

No such thing as anything "politics free". Also trying to make any consumption "politics free" is damming to what kind of person you are and not in a good way.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is objectively correct. We are social mammals and everything we do is steeped in politics. We live in a social world and we navigate power, privilege, wealth and ideologies in everything we do - politics.

Believing you can go politics free just marks you as either naive or callous.

At least this is in a shitposting forum, the correct venue for such an idea.

[-] DivineDev@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

dem

drone

isreal

Germans, beekeepers and people observing reality in shambles

[-] SCmSTR 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Economics

Law

Protest

Rights

Freedom

Shift

Terror

Slam

Slap

Athlete

Competition

Criminal

Minority

Equality

Civil

Activist

Sports

Global

Country

Government

War

Russia

Prime

Minister

Scandal

Epstein

Files

Pedophile

Rapist

Rape

Child

Climate

Scientist

Study

New

Citizen

Despite

Claim

Attention

Draw

Conclusion

Steal

Truth

Behind

Fight

Post

Social

Community

Political

Politics

Group

Edit: Fuck, you got me I didn't notice where we are so I shitposted right back

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Good list, and I think I can just replace iranian with iran since the way boost works that counts for both

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

I can use regexes, so it makes it a bit shorter list:

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh is that an app or desktop?

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Webapp. It's the development branch of Tesseract.

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is a good idea, y'all acting like OP literally doesn't listen to news, they said they just don't want to get their news on lemmy.

And I agree, you guys are being dramatic AF

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

Do you browse All frequently? When I browse my subscribed comms I don't see that much politics stuff. (I have a separate account for that, when I'm feeling more resilient than usual.)

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[-] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You don't want to read about genocide? You must love genocide then!?

[-] jh29a 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

If you don't want politics involved, just add the name of every country.

Also "migrant," (gets rid of immigrant too) "refuge," (gets rid of refugee) "asylum," "vaccine," "climate change," and "global warming."

Also with "Israel" and "Zionism" in your list, add "bomb," "missile," "dea" (for dead and death).

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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Netanyahu

War

Iran

Elon Musk

MAGA

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Democratic
GOP
Congress
Vance
Senate
EU
European
ICE
Gaza
Strike
Israel
Palestine
Zelensky
Ukraine
MAGA
U.S.
United states American AI
President

Combine that with blocking communities and you're set

[-] culprit@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

So this isn't a shitpost? Mods should delete this then.

[-] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t forget a lot of media is “political”.

Mute “Star Wars”, “X-Men”, “Mark Ruffalo”, “Miles Morales”, Wolfenstein, Star Trek, Warhammer, Helldivers…

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 weeks ago

Turbo loser behavior 😆😆😆

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

This should be the default filter list on every app

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Delivery driver
Dvda
Gape
Fist

Why is this search not working?

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