Feet first!
But guillotines are very environmentally friendly.
The environmental impact of chipping the rotation class in severely overshadows the difference in the degree of environmental friendliness between these two options. Let's just pick whichever one is most convenient or portable at the time.

What about the serene and beautiful simplicity of just flinging them from very high cliffs?
And we could picnic afterwards
Remember everyone, we haven’t seen the unredacted Epstein files.
We haven’t even seen all of the redacted files. They never released all of them.
There were terabytes of video as well, likely the most damning of all the evidence
And remember everyone, if we ever do, there will only be a couple sacrificial lambs that just spend the last 5-15 years of their life delaying through our justice system.
The files are not important at this point. At least not in terms of what actually must be done to enact justice. Every single person with political power or influence is at fault and complacent. The entire Epstein class needs to be purged and their wealth and property seized.
There is really no justice that can be reached outside of a literal revolution.

Tucker and Dale is a gem of a movie!
Feet first please 👍
with the chute emptying into a septic tank so they can be amongst their shitty peers.
this guy is a little dinosaur
Whenever guillotines are brought up I like to point out that ~90% of the people guillotined during the French Revolution were regular commoners. And the last guy to be guillotined was the guy who had been in charge of deciding who to guillotine next.
Having shopped for one of these repeatedly for years and years, the strongest piece of advice I've received is to make sure to not undersized it for your requirements. With chippers, its go big or don't go at all, or you WILL find yourself regretting it, having to shut down the machine to clean it or clear jams, etc. Its just not worth it to get the undersized units. If anything, go oversized for what you think your needs are going to be.
Idk have you seen gas prices these days?
Is there an electric one we can plug in?
immediate compost
Fun fact, they don’t actually work that well on bodies. Don’t ask how I know.
https://www.rotochopper.com/product/sarlac/
That is a better solution. And it’s electric and quiet.
Fun fact, they don’t actually work that well on bodies. Don’t ask how I know.

LMAO it's called Sarlac
I saw the icon pic for this, and thought:
"Dinosaur! Cool!"
No, we need to go way back to the Code of Hammurabi.
Whatever they did to those kids, they will experience before begging to die.
We need hammurabis code really badly right now. The justice systems across the globe are just not anywhere near just. Israel and the american police forces would be a fine place to start.
But those freaks would probably like it.
I say hook them up to nutrient IV drips, and put sensory depravation gear on them, and just forget them in the darkness.
Wouldn't want to risk them enjoying it, how about we feed them a nonpethal dose of EA-3167 first
E A DRUGS. ITS IN THE PAIN.
Cursed saxophone
We can get the brass bull.
YEESSSS FEET FIRST FOR THE EPSTEIN CLASS
LETS GOOOOOO!
Late Stage Capitalism
A place for for news, discussion, memes, and links criticizing capitalism and advancing viewpoints that challenge liberal capitalist ideology. That means any support for any liberal capitalist political party (like the Democrats) is strictly prohibited.
A zero-tolerance policy for bigotry of any kind. Failure to respect this will result in a ban.
RULES:
1 Understand the left starts at anti-capitalism.
2 No Trolling
3 No capitalist apologia, anti-socialism, or liberalism, liberalism is in direct conflict with the left. Support for capitalism or for the parties or ideologies that uphold it are not welcome or tolerated.
4 No imperialism, conservatism, reactionism or Zionism, lessor evil rhetoric. Dismissing 3rd party votes or 'wasted votes on 3rd party' is lessor evil rhetoric.
5 No bigotry, no racism, sexism, antisemitism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, or any type of prejudice.
6 Be civil in comments and no accusations of being a bot, 'paid by Putin,' Tankie, etc. This includes instance shaming.
Introduction to Socialism (external links)
Marxism-Leninism Study Guide: Advanced Course