What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!
The same kind that equates horniness with ambition? 🤷🏻
I think the plug saves him 4-5 hours of cranking it in the toilet.
Elvis math.
I’m glad to see more Entrapranure posts here, it’s something I really missed when I left Instagram.
One of my favorites
go to the hospital. they're used to it.
THAT WASN'T A BUTT PLUG YOU ASSHOLES.. IT WAS MY KITCHEN SYNC BUTTON..
Isn't that dangerous? Also, that sounds painful.
ESC :q! to get the buttplug out
But I enjoy farting in my coworkers' general direction
Get one that has a kazoo built in.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again! Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I'm at the mall a week later and I run into him and he's buying another cat. I says to him "Jesus, Walt what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don't you knock it off!". And says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"
My Cousin was a weird guy.
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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
