Skunk. He can only do his move about seven times in a row, but it's Super Effective on basically everything but owls.
Owls don’t mind skunk spray?
Birds pretty much universally have little or no sense of smell. Owls are one of the few predators that actually go for skunks.
Correct!
Great Horned Owls will also eat porcupines.
No smallish creature is safe. Foxes, turkeys, bats, fish, scorpions, snakes, other owls. You name it and it's around owl size or smaller, an owls will eat it.
Skunk spray isn't great for their eyes though. Here is an owl in with skunk sprayed eyes.
It can cause irritation or ulceration, and then animals will rub at their eyes, potentially causing further physical damage.
Why would you spray skunk in that poor owls eyes
He looked at me funny after I told him not to.
Thankfully I've only been in the building once so far when a skunk decided to blast us. The skunk baby was usually sweet and easygoing, but he sprayed 3 or 4 times in the clinic in a week.
It turned out the one pair of gloves (the orange ones) would freak it out and it would blast whomever was going to grab it. At least it was so small it barely had any booty juice, but skunk smell indoors is no joke. 🤢
RACOON ROLL ATTACK!
I would name that raccoon Samus
This made me unfathomably happy
Really missed opportunity for a Roll Out strategy.
It was literally game breakingly strong.
He’s gotta go. He’s gotta go fast.
Raccoon isn’t getting enough love.
There’s a raccoon who’s obsessed with my barbecue, so maybe I can tame him
Ive been trying to convince my friends its the obvious choice, its got the tankiness of the possum and bonuses to crime
Honestly probably the closest thing to Pikachu we have.
Raccoon with a taser is IRL pikachu.
Might be one of the few animals actually capable of operating a taser thanks to those hands
Pikapika!
Try throwing a tennis ball that a dog's chewed open at him and see if he climbs in. If that doesn't work, throw a rat at him and try again once they've fought a bit.
Tough call between raccoon and possum but I gotta go with my boi possum.
Possum all day.
“Possum plays dead. It’s not very effective.”
“Possum takes critical damage “
Can't be killed if you're already dead! :taps forehead:
I choose Stinkachu!
So our options are:
Ya know, I don't think we should be doing animal pit fights with local wildlife, or at all maybe.
Raccoon wont lash out if youve got the gym badge silly
Skunk.
I will get banned from animal fighting immediately, however, I will also get the people there sprayed, making them incredibly easy to identify and apprehend.
Yeah, that's right. I'm a mole.
Raccoon no doubt. The theft stat is OP
Trash Panda, GO!
Y'know what? I'd be down for a Pokemon game set in a region based on the US Deep South.
It's all good until Gym Leader Floridaman has a team of Pokemon that only know Metronome
I think I’ve made my choice 
The skunk is definitely a poison type.
Raccoons are smart and have thumbs. I have to go with this guy 🦝 👍
Possums eat spiders. So there's that.
They're also very resistant to rabies so that's a plus they ever bite someone.
Starters?? You fool, those are regional legendaries! Do not approach them! You don't have the skills!
Can I grab all three and run away, Florida Man style?
"A very careful yoink"
We've got those on NorCal too but they're not starters.
Skunk so that way I'm not the one getting sprayed. Just have to be mindful of wind direction.
Normal dark, normal ghost, and normal poison
poison/fighting (skunk), dark (raccoon) and psychic (possum... playing possum is clearly a psychic move)
The rock paper scissors works (kinda, not really. dark's immunity to psychic would either make the rival fight a little harder or very easy. Skunk should be poison /fighting for gameplay reasons)
Two of these are Fire/Fighting types
A friend of mine actually has a skunk as a pet.
Cute little critters.
Raccoon for sure. Sure possums are cute, but raccoons are smart and adorable and mischievous
In TN and I'd have to go with raccoons bc they are so good at getting in attics
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