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[-] phonics@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.

Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure combining ketchup and cheese might get you institutionalized in France

[-] hoch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I gotta have ketchup with my grilled cheese

[-] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

It's weird because if you had said "tomato basil soup" then I would have upvoted you. But you said ketchup so you can rot in hell.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Don't tell the Marechal de la Court

[-] Prathas@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Ever tried mustard?

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is a classic.

[-] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

Hmm, but the various tomato sauces are almost always paired with cheeses in italian cooking. Is france really so far behind?

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ketchup is more like a tomato jam than a sauce.

But also I'm overstaying things quite a bit.

But there's no ketchup on a cheese board in France, that I can tell you.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, with what on the side?

[-] phonics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My wife is a freak like that.

[-] JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

And here I am saying they're a freak when they don't want me to give 'em that ketchup on the side after I already did mine. Makes me feel like that's gotta give a dry mouth.

[-] prodaccess@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I didn't know cheese toast was a thing

[-] Killer57@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

But, what about the gloriousness of garlic cheese bread?

[-] lordziv@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago

I thought that was just what Americans called a cheese toastie lol

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.

[-] PyroNeurosis 11 points 1 month ago

I figured the thought would be better articulated: "I am gonna make some cheese toast for myself. Do you want some while I'm at it?"

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

"No, make it yourself."

[-] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

...what is cheese toast?

I like cheese, and I like toast, so need to know

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

…what is cheese toast?

It's when you slide your gouda between my two french loaves and get them toasty.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mmm, you get something warm, white, and gooey. Make sure you swallow.

[-] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

see now that sounds actually awesome

[-] Hexarei@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

So you take the cheese, right

And you take the toast, yeah?

And then get this: You cheese the toast.

[-] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

but like, unmelted? with butter?

[-] Hexarei@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

(The answer to this question left up to the interpretation of the reader)

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Probably cheese melted onto toast?

[-] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

...but why not grill it then....like 1000% better for a tiny bit more work

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I agree, but at 3am it might be asking a lot. My guess is it's a snack their kid can make themselves.

Personally, I'd probably not have gone to bed yet, so I'd grill it.

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Bitches love cheese toast

[-] TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Congratulations! When is the child due?

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I'm excited.

[-] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Cheese toast at 12 AM?

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