Most women think blowing you for 30 seconds before you have sex and then just laying there constitutes as “freaky.” It’s fine though because most men think that just thrusting in and out as fast as possible for as long as possible constitutes as being good in bed.

Most people suck at sex. I blame porn.

Push their head into the bed, that’s all you need to do to fix that 😂

My ex would do this and it was a tough comparison with my wife who arches the other way (which is great).

That’s when you break out the sex pillow and tell her to hug it