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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 250 points 3 weeks ago

Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs

[-] nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago

I'm more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] SnotFlickerman 31 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer playing with my joystick.

[-] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"have you looked in nubrubs.conf"

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 14 points 3 weeks ago

I do like my idea of a search tool more, but if it was for the trackpoint clearly it would be for adjusting the sensitivity

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 88 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 30 points 3 weeks ago

Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 73 points 3 weeks ago

The Gnome variant would be GSpot.

[-] eodur@piefed.social 63 points 3 weeks ago

I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I'm thinking "Kidiot"

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sure better than Klitoris.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 48 points 3 weeks ago

Klitoris - search tool for when you just can't find it but you know it should be there.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago

Wait .. are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 27 points 3 weeks ago

Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.

[-] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 16 points 3 weeks ago

Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.

[-] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Danitos@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

😳 good 'n you? 😳

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.

It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason ..

[-] gkaklas@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago

You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for skanpage that helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)

[-] tutter 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you're spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable

[-] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Obviously it's an ebook managing suite called klit

[-] mogoh@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago

KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris

[-] username_1@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds Microsoftish...

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ogeist@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Of course, Kortal Combat!

[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

The search thing on KDE is currently called "baloo" or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.

[-] festus@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure MS would name theirs "Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot".

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It's literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it... (*)

(*) a) sorry, i had to. b) you know it's true.

[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] webkitten@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

The G(nome) Spot

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Introducing ksam ^*^ - KDE's analogue to klippy

* Have I gone too far?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

announcing : Kideas

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

I honestly don't know where the Linux one comes from.

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