Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke's as old as the Parthenon.
There's no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Yeah, I certainly don't want women in my threesomes
Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen's husband return her from Troy.
Technically, shouldn't there be no reason to go to war?
As bonobos have shown us, there's no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.
