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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] ameen272@thelemmy.club 24 points 1 week ago

Tell me you have an addiction without telling me you have an addiction

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 56 points 1 week ago

Listen, buddy, I've been doing it for almost 20 years every day, so if I'd gotten addicted I would have noticed.

[-] ameen272@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago
[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

Stroking internal combustion engines...

[-] ameen272@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Releasing chemically complex white fluid...

[-] prole 1 points 1 week ago

Is eating food also an addiction then? Or is it just a natural bodily function that's actually healthy to do regularly?

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

If eating food is your response to having nothing to do, then yes, that's at the very least an eating disorder

[-] HappyFrog 1 points 4 days ago

So everything ypu dp while bored is an addition? What's the non-adiction response to boredom?

[-] ameen272@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bro stop crying about it I have already interacted with people like you and yall do NOT budge, plus, it is obviously satire. (Both my comment and the post)

Obviously not everyone who goons is literally addicted

Just be quiet and consider me stupid. Mm, sound good?

[-] Janx@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago
[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago
[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Harder, better, faster, stronger

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

More than ever

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago
[-] EggInDisguise 7 points 1 week ago

all of the above

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

My ex left behind his collection of vibrating sounding rods soooooo, there's option three right there.

[-] SnotFlickerman 4 points 1 week ago
[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Million dollar answer here

[-] Jaycifer@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

“Stroke it, stare at it, destiny comes all the same.”
-big, bald, purple-headed fella

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Is this a thing? Do guys just look at it?

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