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Choose your adventure (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

If you spark the joint, turn to page 69.

If you let the Dragon spark the joint, turn to page 169.

If you let the dragon use its flame breath to spark the joint while you hold it, turn to page 420.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I turn to page 420

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

The dragon was unable to focus it flame, and you have been burnt to death! The dragon however got a nice blaze on, and had a tasty treat.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

--jim benton shots comics

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

turn my page please

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Choose your own adventure was great.

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

The pre-RPG.

[-] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There are couple free versions for Android (and I would guess, Apple too).

Lone Wolf Saga was adapted from what were originally books, I believe. There's even a sequel series, I think. Choice Games, (i.e. the one with Ranger saga, Wizard saga, Thief saga etc) is also great, with some seriously impressive writing.

There are a couple others on my phone I could scrounge up if anyone's interested.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Ah yeah, the text version of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxXsnDo2dJ4

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Fuckim dragons are the best kind of dragons 😺

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Now that's a bargain

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