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[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 16 hours ago

Between customizable sizes, number of espresso shots, sweetener types, and all the extra garnishes the coffee shop chain is known for, a simple latte order can sprawl into more than 300 billion distinct options. The enormous list of possible combinations has been cited as one reason behind long wait times

Wow, das crazy. I just order a small black coffee, no milk, no sugar.

Batistas and the folks behind me must love me. And fuck AI.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I’ll just make my own coffee

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This is a great example of how CEOs are completely out of touch with the real world. These are the last people who should be making decisions for us all...

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Users can also upload photos and ask the app which drinks would aesthetically complement their clothes or environment.

Talk about frivolous. This idea makes me angry but I can’t quite articulate why. Maybe because it’s another sign of how out-of-touch those making decisions are from the rest of us?

Here I am, refilling my one reusable cup (received as a gift) with free coffee from work on Friday afternoons, so I can drink it on the weekend without having to buy any. And there’s the billionaire C-suite asshole thinking that making our coffees match our outfits is a top priority.

The funny thing is, I have Starbucks gift cards. I haven’t touched them. I should though, because otherwise that’s money (someone else) already paid to the company and I might as well get something for it. But then I read shit like this and I feel repulsed at the idea of going there. I really wish people would just gift cash instead…

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's definitely indicative of how out-of-touch these people are. I find it baffling as a concept to specifically order drinks based on "aesthetically complimenting the environment".

This is solving no problems suffered by anyone rational.

[-] 123@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Once you start gifting cash, you also start seeing how unnecessary it is sometimes to gift people things. Family (that you like, but don't meet much) get together for Christmas? Why bother having adults get gifts that then they gift back in form of another gift and no one really uses?

I'm OK with gifting kids some cash (if possible) since its a one way thing, but once 2 adults would have gifted each other cash back and forth, it exposes how silly it would have been.

Thankfully, my family knows I don’t go to Starbucks. The gift cards in question were from employers and coworkers.

[-] 123@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Unfortunately I told my family that there is a coffee shop my partner's family partially owns. They gifted us a Starbucks gift card because "we like coffee" :|

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago

Simulacra and Simulation.

We are already a society that barely interacts with the real world as intended but this is so many layers back that its truly shocking.
Overpriced colorful coffee drinks that are supposed to be shown as a status symbol and an aesthetic?
Not a tasty drink even, which is already yet another layer from the truth of it which is...

This is a highly addictive compound (caffeine) that our ancestors put up with for the energizing effects it gave despite the strong bitter flavor. One that causes strong withdrawal symptoms when you get over reliant on it.
I just can't imagine letting a company get me addicted on something for the pretend joy it brings for matching my outfit.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

This is a highly addictive compound (caffeine) that our ancestors put up with for the energizing effects it gave despite the strong bitter flavor. One that causes strong withdrawal symptoms when you get over reliant on it.

Overstating the case does nothing for your argument.

Caffeine is mildly to moderately addictive. It causes a 10-20% surge in dopamine. Compare this to alcohol (100-200%), nicotine (100-200%), opioids (300-500%), or amphetamines (300-1000%). It's almost nothing by comparison to any other common drug. So while it is potentially habit forming at a psychological level, it is trivial compared to almost anything else. Even refined sugar can be argued to be worse than caffeine (though the argument would be weak).

So let's look at the physical factor. All of the above drugs are physically addictive; we become resistant to them as we grow more receptors over time. Which means when we drop them cold turkey there are unpleasant physical effects. Caffeine causes headaches and fatigue when cut. It's uncomfortable. Alcohol withdrawal symptoms for very strong addiction can be lethal. When not lethal it is at the very least debilitating. We're talking more than a few days of headaches here. Nicotine, like caffeine, isn't particularly lethal but it is far more unpleasant when dropped. Opiods are straight-up lethal or permanently debilitating when dropped cold turkey. Amphetamines are not generally lethal when dropped (outside of suicide) but are psychologically crippling.

Now lets look at the tolerance onset. Nicotine's resistance builds up slowly and is only partial. Even at full addiction it still has its primary effect. Alcohol's tolerance builds up very quickly, especially to the sedative effect. Nicotine's is slower than alcohol but faster than caffeine by far. It's also quite complete; once you develop nicotine tolerance you get no real effect from it, but you get powerful negative effects when you cut it off. Amphetamine resistance is also very rapid in onset.

So let's take a look at this "highly addictive compound" shall we, in summary? It offers the least "reward", the mildest withdrawal symptoms, and the slowest tolerance buildup. And this is the one you're building up as the fantasy powerfully addictive compound? Bullshit. Absolute, pure, unadulterated bullshit. Why would you make up this kind of nonsense?

Not a tasty drink even …

And there we have it. The usual American bullshit of elevating taste to morality. It's not enough to just not like something. It has to be elevated to "you're a bad person if you do".

I happen to find coffee very tasty. I find tea to be even tastier. That "strong bitter flavour" is a very minor component in good coffee and tea. Good coffee also has lovely nutty bitters, sour flavours, and even an umami note. Good teas are so diverse in flavour that some, despite reaching almost to coffee levels of caffeine, come across as floral and sweet, not bitter (i'm looking at Dianhong here). Were I an American I would be instantly claiming this makes me a moral person and anybody who didn't like coffee or tea is obviously a moral inferior.

Thankfully I'm not American. So I'll just claim that your tastes differ from mine.

You should try that instead of being a pseudo-moral prick.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 11 minutes ago

So you just went on a rant to say you disagree? Thats silly.

[-] FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

I got to that part and was like “who the fuck buys drinks like that?” Like yeah, mood boards and shit are really popular but people buy drinks that taste good. Only influencers buy drinks solely for the aesthetic

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Starbucks is a great example of how a company that has generated decades of goodwill can quickly squander it due to greed.

[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago

I’ll just make it at home. Fuck them.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 9 points 1 day ago

I know, right?

When I go to Starbucks I get stale beans that have been roasted badly in industrial roasters. The best I can say for Starbucks coffee is "it's better than grocery store coffee". And that's an alarmingly low bar. There's a reason why people rarely drink just coffee at Starbucks, I think.

At home I get a lovely "Yunnan Red Wine Sun-Dried" SOE coffee roasted at the precise point I like best delivered to me twice a month in batches that match basically exactly how much I use for my daily cup over that period. I happen to have a package coming in, so the price is readily visible on my shopping app: 46RMB. That's 46RMB for a two-week daily supply. A single "Tall" (within 10ml of the size I drink at home) cup of "fresh-brewed coffee" at a local Starbucks gives a lower grade of coffee (by far!) for 22-25RMB (depending on the coffee selected). That means in 2-3 days the price exceeds a 15-day supply of a far superior coffee.

So agreed. Fuck 'em. Even before they introduce this idiot idea of an LLMbecile chatbot to make suggestions.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 31 points 2 days ago

Goddammit, stop using our water for all this garbage.

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Look, I know conserving every bit we can would be better, but a single beverage doesn't use thaaaat much water.

[-] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I believe they were referring to the use of AI.

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 25 minutes ago

I think any amount of water used to produce the swill they serve at Starbucks is a waste.

(Yes, this too is a joke. Mostly.)

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Yep, 'twas a joke.

[-] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

So vibe backlashing?

[-] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 days ago

I'm GLAD our REALLY REALLY REALLY SMART Billionaire leaders are Making these GREAT Decisions! Just further PROOF that only Smart people become RICH! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[-] semisimian@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago

"Companies are looking to slowly chip away at the burden of choice that comes with shopping, travel, and dining."

Ugh.

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Yes, please, give me fewer options."

- Nobody

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I don’t need a chatbot to tell me to get the one drink I ever get there. Just give me my mocha.

[-] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Answer is to order from some other place. Classical diners are the best I heard.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Piss in Mother Natures face just so you can figure out what mediocre coffee to order

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Man, even if Starbucks had nothing to do with AI, I've been saying fuck starbucks for decades anyways! If Lemmy had a mods pick for best post, this would be my pick of the month.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

We should have best post of the week like zombieland.

[-] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Another excellent reason for me to avoid Starbucks.

[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago
[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago
[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago

Sorry, I forgot lemmy is weirdly puritan and doesn't like fringe internet memes

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