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Mike Johnson Says Pope Was Asking for It
(newrepublic.com)
The pope shouldn't have been dressed like that.
Such a sexy dress, he made Mike fail his masturbation pact.
Has his son confirmed this?
The arousal was so strong even the son joined in the field masturbation, only for them to discover a deep seated incest fetish.
I think he was too busy masturbating to check if Daddy was also cranking it
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"Didn't half give me the horn!"
Look up Derek and Clive discussing the death of the Pope for more details.
Mike Johnson is not Catholic. He's a Christian Nationalist Protestant Evangelical piece of shit. They don't even have to pretend to give a fuck about the Pope.
Fair enough. Then so was Charlie Kirk.
Oh, not like that, huh?
A man under a tent with the words prove me wrong written on it while arguing against gun control getting shot was definitely the definition of asking for it.
Don't forget that he publicly stated that gun deaths are just the cost of having the freedom to bear arms. I, for one, commend him for putting his money where his neck is.
putting his money where his neck is.
Aww, "putting his neck on the line" was right there
I'm still surprised Erika hasn't tried to wangle a sponsorship deal with Rainbird sprinklers.
don't forget wearing a shirt that said freedom
We HATE the Pope!
-People who want the Bible to be Law!
What you’re missing is that evangelicals think the Catholic Church is demonic.
The Catholic Chick Tract is my third favorite one after D&D and the one blaming the Nazis on Catholics.
I got so much bizarre shit from some protestants growing up catholic. That's the sanest variant. There was also accusations of not being a Christian and of being a Satanist. Hell, I still occasionally hear protestants say Catholics aren't Christians
That's because you guys worship Ra, but are also satanists, but started the Nazis.
They're split on that. I have family members who are white fundie evangelicals, and about a third of them I've spoken to regard Catholics as Christians, though they have doctrinal differences with them.
The other two-thirds are insane MAGA bigots who believe everyone's going to hell but themselves, and any sign of human decency is sinful. We don't hang out much.
I have a Pentecostal family, they are 💯 % on the Catholics are demons train.
I like to ask that kind of xtian just where they think their religion even came from when they start up with that.
Same thing goes for when they start up about Judaism.
Worse yet: people who want their sub-literate, selective interpretation of the Bible to be law.
That's true of every religious faction.
Except for mine of course.
Mike Johnson is such a cowardly fucking liar
Leo needs to call that punk ass out and show him how Chicago deals with Antichrists
Some years ago I would have laughed at the idea that the pope could be on any side of this but the wrong side. Then I found out just how stupendously, stupidly evil evil can get. I'm not laughing now.
Are we gonna kill the Pope?
I mean, the DoD literally threatened exactly that
When?
Undersecretary Elbridge Colby summoned the Papal Nuncio to the Pentagon, said the pope better get in line with Trump, and referenced the "Avignon Papacy", a historical event where France kidnapped and killed the pope then set up a puppet Papacy.
Edit: Looking into it, the original story came from "anonymous Vatican sources", and has since been officially denied by both sides.
has since been officially denied by both sides
Yeah, no surprise that they'd deny it.
January 2026.
The DoD held a meeting with Vatican officials where they threatened them, saying the US has the military power to "do whatever it wants" and that the "Church had better take its side"
There was so much going on then, I must have missed this. This is insane
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Again? I don't think they'll let Vance in now.
Lots of folks are calling him turbulent
Where’s James Donald Bowman when you need him?
A pontiff or any religious leader can say anything they want, but obviously if you wade into political waters, I think you should expect some political response and I think the pope has received some of that.
The actual quote.
"And if it did happen, you deserved it."
These guys messing with the Pope is hilarious. I dont even do religion and I know this is gonna be fun. Are they going for the Henry the 8th method?
I thought they were reactionaries in the "bring back the 1950's" sense, but they really want to bring back the 1500's. Mike is going to post his theses on supply side economics and neocon warfare on the front door of the St Louis Cathedral in NOLA.
I thought they were reactionaries in the "bring back the 1950's" sense, but they really want to bring back the 1500's.
Always have been. The notion that "conservatives" wanted to "conserve" anything but oligarchy (or literal monarchy, if they can get away with it) has never been anything but a lie to swindle the rubes.
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I was totally thinking Vance had raped the Pope from the title… and then had to check for an onion.
OMG! Mike Johnson raped the Pope?!?
/s
Republicans are not and never were a party of faith. They are a party of marketing and lies.
Which seems totally congruent with a lot of religious people since they like being marketed and lied to.
He should pray that His Holiness doesn't send or activate an embedded Jesuit.
Wow they're really afraid of the pope
Baby wines and says you had my wining coming.
Nothing happened to the pope and nothing will
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