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[-] tramdan@piefed.social 98 points 2 weeks ago

That's a doctor hugging him.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago

The all coveted holy hand-job. Nice

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

That's what the holes are for right?

Sorry, I'll see myself out.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 weeks ago
[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In the one Iran posted to troll him, he's having his head smashed in and tumbles into H-E-doublehockeysticks

[-] oce@jlai.lu 9 points 2 weeks ago

Took me a while to understand this means "hell".

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

As a former child, welcome to 3rd grade 😂

No offense though, it's just one of those rites of passage that seems to be everywhere...until you find out it's not.

Though, maybe it's an English thing? Idk

[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

I literally learned it from a Bloodhound Gang song. Never heard anything like it in the UK.

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

That may be where it came from around here, I don't know many songs by BHG so I never heard that one. Probably a classmate with an older sibling or something.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I hated them for being too juvenile/a joke band when I was younger, but as I've gotten older I've found some amusement in their music.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wherever there's trouble, we're there on the double / We're the Bloodhound Gang

I think of it as somehow connected with 3... 2... 1... Contact!

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 2 weeks ago

Northern American child I guess based on the sport?

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

The ol' heckeroonies

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

That’s basically what revelations says will happen to him. 1000 years in the lake of fire.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Always looking for an excuse to post my favorite Bible verse.

What if your kid is drunk and lazy? What to do?

18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=KJV

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

well a rather unpleasant character is said to have written it

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

He's getting the holy hand-job. Releasing the holy spirit.

Look at the thumb-finger thing Jesus has in the original image. Not only is it AI generated, but Jesus would need three hands to be doing that.

Look at the drooped shoulders of Trump and the slight inward angle of his stance, Trump is jacking off Jesus my guy, and Donny is absolutely loving it.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, we all know Jesus was well hung

spreads arms

Hung like this

[-] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's a medicinal hand job. He was probably hysterical.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

With the stress of his job if he wants a heavenly handjob every once in a while I say it's the taxpayer's job to pay for that.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Trump would put Jesus back on the cross in a heartbeat.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A brown skinned middle eastern socialist, this so-called Jesus is already tied up and shipped to CECOT.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Shhhhhhh its just me Casper Jesus

[-] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

At some point, he thought this would make everything better. He thought: "Yeah, that's a good idea, I'll do that." This is a prime example of how his brain simply doesn't work.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Trump would execute Jesus for being antifa socialist for sure

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

He does it for the attention, as he knows it will get press coverage. Narcissists crave attention.

[-] rangber@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Iran's response allegedly.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

he must be pretty desperate if the epstein files are getting more attention as of late.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

The saddest part is this will work because those maga guys are all fighting over one brain cell.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Y'know, silver lining, at least this is the extent they're currently using AI for. Shitposts. I was much more concerned they'd release believable deep fakes of political opponents saying things they didn't say.

Not that there aren't people making that stuff, just nothing from an official Whitehouse account.

[-] Perky@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah... I remember that. I'm also sure they retweet fake posts too.

[-] username_1@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Trump is gay and hugs Mexicans! Deport him!

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That Jesus guy is effin tall! Did he play basketball?

[-] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 2 weeks ago

The horsemen of the apocalypse are funnier than I expected. At least we are getting a good laugh before dying in terrible suffering.

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure that posting a picture of himself getting felt up by ~~Jesus~~ a doctor is going to go over great.

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Daddy Trump will always see you as a failure Donnie.

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Doctor 1: Do you concur?

Doctor 2: I concurrrerbeghele

[-] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, that’s my doctor giving him a hug!

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