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Trump posts a picture of Jesus hugging him days after his AI-deity image drew widespread anger
(www.independent.co.uk)
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Is he getting jacked off?
In the one Iran posted to troll him, he's having his head smashed in and tumbles into H-E-doublehockeysticks
Took me a while to understand this means "hell".
The ol' heckeroonies
As a former child, welcome to 3rd grade 😂
No offense though, it's just one of those rites of passage that seems to be everywhere...until you find out it's not.
Though, maybe it's an English thing? Idk
I literally learned it from a Bloodhound Gang song. Never heard anything like it in the UK.
Wherever there's trouble, we're there on the double / We're the Bloodhound Gang
I think of it as somehow connected with 3... 2... 1... Contact!
That may be where it came from around here, I don't know many songs by BHG so I never heard that one. Probably a classmate with an older sibling or something.
I hated them for being too juvenile/a joke band when I was younger, but as I've gotten older I've found some amusement in their music.
Northern American child I guess based on the sport?
That’s basically what revelations says will happen to him. 1000 years in the lake of fire.
Always looking for an excuse to post my favorite Bible verse.
What if your kid is drunk and lazy? What to do?
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=KJV
Well that escalated quickly.
well a rather unpleasant character is said to have written it
He's getting the holy hand-job. Releasing the holy spirit.
Look at the thumb-finger thing Jesus has in the original image. Not only is it AI generated, but Jesus would need three hands to be doing that.
Look at the drooped shoulders of Trump and the slight inward angle of his stance, Trump is jacking off Jesus my guy, and Donny is absolutely loving it.
Well, we all know Jesus was well hung
spreads arms
Hung like this
By a doctor, apparently!
It's a medicinal hand job. He was probably hysterical.
With the stress of his job if he wants a heavenly handjob every once in a while I say it's the taxpayer's job to pay for that.