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Trump posts a picture of Jesus hugging him days after his AI-deity image drew widespread anger (www.independent.co.uk)
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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 months ago

Is he getting jacked off?

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In the one Iran posted to troll him, he's having his head smashed in and tumbles into H-E-doublehockeysticks

[-] oce@jlai.lu 9 points 2 months ago

Took me a while to understand this means "hell".

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

The ol' heckeroonies

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

As a former child, welcome to 3rd grade 😂

No offense though, it's just one of those rites of passage that seems to be everywhere...until you find out it's not.

Though, maybe it's an English thing? Idk

[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

I literally learned it from a Bloodhound Gang song. Never heard anything like it in the UK.

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

That may be where it came from around here, I don't know many songs by BHG so I never heard that one. Probably a classmate with an older sibling or something.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I hated them for being too juvenile/a joke band when I was younger, but as I've gotten older I've found some amusement in their music.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Wherever there's trouble, we're there on the double / We're the Bloodhound Gang

I think of it as somehow connected with 3... 2... 1... Contact!

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

Northern American child I guess based on the sport?

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

That’s basically what revelations says will happen to him. 1000 years in the lake of fire.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Always looking for an excuse to post my favorite Bible verse.

What if your kid is drunk and lazy? What to do?

18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=KJV

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

well a rather unpleasant character is said to have written it

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

He's getting the holy hand-job. Releasing the holy spirit.

[-] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Look at the thumb-finger thing Jesus has in the original image. Not only is it AI generated, but Jesus would need three hands to be doing that.

Look at the drooped shoulders of Trump and the slight inward angle of his stance, Trump is jacking off Jesus my guy, and Donny is absolutely loving it.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Well, we all know Jesus was well hung

[-] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

spreads arms

Hung like this

[-] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

By a doctor, apparently!

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's a medicinal hand job. He was probably hysterical.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago

With the stress of his job if he wants a heavenly handjob every once in a while I say it's the taxpayer's job to pay for that.

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