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Digital clone being trained on his thoughts, tone and mannerisms to help workers feel connected

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 week ago

I highly doubt that even the real Mark Zuckerberg could give any helpful input about most questions asked in his company. Not because he would be stupid, but because there is simply no way he would know anything about all the various different things that people do in his company. The fact that he thinks he would be helpful and that people would want him as a bobblehead in their offices makes him quite stupid though.

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

What do you mean Mark Zuckerbot isn’t perfect?

let's be honest here. a toilet paper roll holder with a badge scanner and cash dispenser can do his job. real history of zuck is a BSer who knows who to manipulate to gain maximum leverage.

A milicious AI from 1990 could do the same...

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I spoke with the boss and he says I deserve a 200% raise and that you must give it to me. I recorded the conversation, you can't say it's not him."

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Hey Meta employees - I'll sell you a punching bag with Zuck's mug on it so you can provide some "upward feedback".

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Have they thought about making a porcelain urinal of his face for the men's room?

[-] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

A cardboard cutout would be a lot cheaper.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And would show more emotion

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

rubber zuck debugging

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They aren't talking to the boss if the boss isn't there to hear them. They are talking to an animatronic with his face stapled on, like a baby talking to a t shirt of a dad that's away on business with his face put on it.

[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Oh wow, look who just made their position redundant! I guess we should expect some high profile layoffs.

Imagine just laying off 1 employee and saving 25 million in budget expenses.

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Imagine how stupid you have to be to think that less "zuck time" is harming productivity.

[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Wait, we can put his ai into an inflatable dummy so people can punch him:

[-] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Not like that! The clown hits back.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago
[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago

Let's look at this from the other perspective too.

"Rich boss can't stand human contact, trains a computer to think and talk like him to interact with underlings in his place."

[-] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hmm... This might just be his wife's plot to replace him with a sexbot.

[-] rodneylives@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They have to do this because the real Mark Zuckerberg went into an Absolutely Safe Capsule.

[-] H4rdStyl3z@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

"AI Zuckerberg"? Did the Department of Redundancy Department design this?

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

they wanted to make a digital copy of the android as a backup, so he can upload it onto another chassis, the cylon way.

[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If the notion that "AI is coming for your job" now includes making Zuckerberg unemployed, I'm cautiously on-board with this new development.

[-] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

So, they want to have a zuck with personality? In this case I think the AI will be more human

[-] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Snitchatron 3000 can replace bloated HR by replacing it with an AI team, whose soul purpose it is to have their LLM.know everything that is going on inside the business at all times.

Save money on corporate enforcers today. Get you some advanced surveillance - with #AI.

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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