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[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 65 points 4 months ago

Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago

I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

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[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago

Pleasure Killer

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Man Injector....

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...

[-] texture@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago

Some funny ones there.

Like Bear Killer.

Or Fun Destroyer.

[-] Johandea@feddit.nu 5 points 4 months ago
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[-] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

I keep wondering... Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your... Bear killer.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 4 months ago
[-] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

[-] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Monster Meat, excellent

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.

[-] PyroNeurosis 5 points 4 months ago

Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.

[-] roserose56@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

[-] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 4 months ago

They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

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[-] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Giant Salami

Eh, could be worse.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

[-] zout@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

Giant Sword. Not very original.

[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 4 months ago

Better than dangling sword. Trust me.

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[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago

Monster Stick

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Your mom's gag

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Purple Machine

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

[-] pheelicks@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.

[-] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Man meat. Very generic.

[-] StarsongDusk@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Dangling Destroyer

ROFLMAO.

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[-] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef

[-] fun_times@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.

https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

[-] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Pleasure Meat

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Poor Quentin Tarantino

[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.

'They call me MISTER Punch!

'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'

If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Purple Punch??

[-] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality

[-] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Giant injector. False advertising tbh

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.

Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.

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[-] Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery

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