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Finally, a real name for your penis
(lemmy.world)
Accurate...
Wait am I am Lemmy or on Facebook?
I don't really wanna be the Skin Destoryer
Understandable.
Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.
Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!
For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.
Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.
Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?
My surname is not really "again".
"sex knob: giant hammer" sounds like a JJK technique
I'm not sure I should google that.
GBE: Monster Hard Snake
JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form "Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}"
But I wanna call it the puking dildo
Be the change you want to see in the world!
Man Snake
Love Injector. How derivative.
long sausage
Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.
Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO
Hulk flute
Power Killer.
Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality
I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.
'They call me MISTER Punch!
'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'
If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving
I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair
🧍♂️ MAN SWORD 🗡️
idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P
Pussy salami
Purple killer... Not a fan of the name tbh
are you Mason Fischer? Max Fuller? Miles Fletcher?Milo Flynn? Who are you M. F?
Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason
i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.
Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.
Pleasure Killer
Poor Quentin Tarantino
George
Man Injector....
Pleasure Meat
... Skin Unit. Gross!
What do YOU think mine is?
monster sword
Well, according to the chart and your username, it's Monster Sword Pussy Sex Machine.
Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...
Babe, the new MMORPG name generator dropped!
Fuck Unit
Some funny ones there.
Like Bear Killer.
Or Fun Destroyer.
I like Ugly Schlong
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