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Maître d' cat (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

"that's a shame. I was going to leave this can of tuna here."

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

Cat

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing a 20 rolled in catnip won't fix.

[-] VoteNixon2016 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well I just so happen to be the Cat Treat King of Chicago

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

You’re Abe Meowman. The Cat Treat King of Chicago? Listen young cat, entre nous, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kittens and go back to the cardboard box?

[-] VoteNixon2016 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Touch me, I yell 'rat'"

"You mean our most popular entrée?"

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Do you even need to instruct people to read this with a French accent?

[-] bless@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ah 'Tish, you're so beautiful. kisses

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

'e will zolve zis mystery wiz 'is little grey cat cells

this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026

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