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[-] TheCelticPirate@lemmy.world 200 points 1 month ago

Joe. He used you as a distraction. You are a tool.

[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago

Glad to see Joe finally catching up with the rest of us. Dude is perpetually at least six months behind the rest of the country.

[-] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 month ago

His role model is Internet Explorer

[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Glad to see Joe finally catching up with the rest of us

No, not this. Never this.

Joe Rogan supported Trump solely because he's in the top 1% and only cares about his perpetual tax break on his riches.

He's a total fascist oligarch asshole who'll just hop onto the next pair of fascist nuts his billionaire sugar daddies tell him to.

He is irreparably evil.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Joe Rogan will never outlive his contribution to this. He will be denigrated in history as a sophist, an ignoramus, and a fascist sympathizer, if not a fascist himself. His children will deny him and do everything they can to distance themselves from his legacy. So let it be written.

[-] 3jane@piefed.ca 29 points 1 month ago

He made a lot of money doing it. That's all he cares about.

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

Joe represents the average American really well.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

I don't really care. If he can help lead people back from crazy land, I'm all for it.

[-] IratePirate@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

I doubt he will. If you wandered that deep into crazyland, chances are you belong there. I suspect he still wants crazyland - just a different brand from what the clown-in-chief is creating. That's fine by me if it creates a civil war among the crazies.

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[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 74 points 1 month ago

More like “slow Rogan.”

lights go down, applause erupts

Thank you, you’re too kind. Oh please. Thank you.

Oh flowers? Lovely. waves at crowd

Good night everyone, drive safe, you’ve been a lovely audience. Till next time!

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

You better look out. Joe Rogan is gonna come after you in 15 months, when he finally gets your joke.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just crouch behind something 5' 4" or taller, you'll be fine.

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[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 68 points 1 month ago
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[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Something something broken cock twice a day something

[-] orenj@leminal.space 27 points 1 month ago

please stop breaking my cock the hospital bills are insane here

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

TFW I'm out here agreeing with Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, and MTG. Fuck...

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[-] VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I wish he would just rewind 10 years a be some comedian hosting other comedians and psychonauts with funny conversations when it was understood it was all just nonsense.

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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I sincerely hope he has a broken cock

[-] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I mean he fat af, super unhealthy and almost 80. That shit's been cooked for decades.

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, I meant Rogan but this also applies and I also approve of this.

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[-] nightlily@leminal.space 36 points 1 month ago

Dumb shit realises the same thing everyone else with two brain cells to rub together did.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago
[-] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Stopped clock, etc, etc.

[-] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Joe’s full of shit as usual.

Control oil because he’s stuck in the ‘80s? Yes.

Control oil because petro state and anti-EV? Yes.

Control oil in an attempt to keep it on the petro dollar? Yes.

Pump and dump the stock market to make billions in insider trading? Fuck yes.

Because trump’s and his minions are idiots and don’t understand how interconnected and dependent the world economy is on the movement of energy products and their production ? Yes.

Because he’s worried about being prosecuted for anything in the Epstein files, and the judicial branch is threatening him with active investigations? Fuck no.

[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

The reason he went to war is because Israel forced hm to, with the epstein blackmail.

Making money off of it is just natural for our gangster president and his administration. This war wasn't good for him, he was forced into it, just as Israel forced the last ones, and made him look like a bitch in every one by immediately violating any ceasefires he negotiated.

It really is that way, Epstein was Israel getting blackmail, and the president, and so many others, are compromised. It can't be ignored, and the big criticism of Joe's response here, is he's underhanding his criticism here, when he knows damn well it's because of blackmail, not distraction alone.

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[-] HorreC@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Cant wait for them to prove them wrong and release all the files.

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

Everything Trump does is either; A: a distraction from the Epstein files, or B: a grift, or C: both A and B

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

You forgot C: someone hurt his feelings with D: all of the above

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[-] aheartoffire1996@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 month ago

No shit Sherlock

[-] magnue@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Leave it up to neanderthal Joe Rogan to finally catch on to something way, way after us homo sapiens have.

[-] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

I mean... yeah. Everything's a distraction for something with this administration. They hope you forgot about Greenland, or the failed insurrection in 2020, or, yeah, the Epstein files.

But seriously, it's not like anybody is getting arrested in the US over the Epstein files. People in other countries are facing consequences, but not in the US.

If you're in the US, you can be jailed for seeing video or pictures of CSA, while the actual perpetrators being named and shamed in the files are getting away with it. So is the crime the CSA or the knowledge that powerful people are doing it? It should be the CSA. I don't think people should be able to possess CSAM, but if the people doing it are known and getting away with it, is it a crime to see what they did or is it a crime to know who did it to whom?

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

I can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time. And considering how many people refer to it as "Epstein Fury", I'd say that others can display a similarly modest level of multitasking.

[-] SooperGoose@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago

Correction *Joe Rogan points out the obvious fact that everyone paying attention already knows

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

In this case, Joe Rogaine is correct.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We seem to have forgotten the gestapo admist the war and Epstein files but we still have them too

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

Who cares what that human thumb thinks?

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[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He must think there is currently more money in being critical of Trump over this than supporting it. Advice remains the same, fuck Joe Rogan, everyone should ignore him.

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And Melania brought the attention right back to the files.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Yep! Maybe you shouldn't have helped him get elected?

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He says this but he’d vote for him again if he tried to run.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] zeca@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is this the consensus in the usa already? Just curious cause I'm not from there, and everywhere I look online this is the consensus (in my bubble at least).

Edit: I know the media doesn't admit stuff like this, but I mean consensus in like the general feeling of talking to people in real life about this war.

[-] homes@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We all knew it was distraction when he attacked Venezuela. And when that didn’t work, we all knew he would try something else.

Now he’s talking about attacking Greenland again.

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[-] brownsugga@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Joe Rogans thing being a monkey is very apropos, I doubt he has the capacity left for higher order thinking

[-] Furey@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

Alopecia Alex Jones.

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[-] Hawanja@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Well tell us something we don't know

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 1 month ago

slow trigger

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