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Two week self-negotiated ceasefire incoming
(lemmy.world)
TACO Tuesday
So I heard about the American side. Has Iran agreed? Or fucking isreal? Fuck Isreal.
Israel has no problem agreeing to a ceasefire.
They're gonna ignore it anyway.
Israel delivers ceasefire agreements via cruise missile.
They said they'll stop attacks on Iran, but they still need Lebanese lebensraum
In a statement published by Mehr News Agency, Iran’s Supreme National Security Council has confirmed the reported two weeks ceasefire deal negotiated by Pakistan.
The statement said that the ceasefire agreement was reached with the approval of Iran’s new Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.
Iran has officially made a shitpost answer claiming basically that since the cease-fire was unilateral, it means the US agreed with everything they demand, and that they are glad to continue negotiations on the next two weeks.
It also claimed that since they are fighting a defensive war, and won't be attacked anymore, they won't be counter-attacking anymore.
Maybe we should invite the Teheran PR team to the NonCredibleDiplomacy community.
Hmm. Seems like trump is a bitch.
Yes, but keep in mind that the Iranian claims are closer to a joke than to reality too.
Still, again, yes.
He chickened out again
Of note: "Two weeks" is Trump's default time period he states for all kinds of things, basically how long he expects for the media cycle to forget about what he said earlier. Two weeks appears to be about as far in the future as he's capable of planning or comprehending.
So ... this 'ceasefire' may be indefinite ... or may last for all of three hours. We'll see.
Im not gonna lie. I cried thinking of the innocent civilians. Hes so damaging to our mental wellness. I feel so sad and tired.
Sooo... Any record trades in the oil market just before the announcement again?
I was 50% TACO, 50% nukes.
Anyone paying attention who isn't maga.
I had triple reverse anti-pro uber TACO squared, for whatever that's worth.
Sorry folks for the negative thought, but it just gives all sides time to R&R and rearm. I don't think it's over.
That was my initial thought.
"Heh he didn't go through with his plan to nuke iran, what a chicken bawk bawk"
i'm a moderate
death to amerikkka
I didn't have taco, I had taco Tuesday.
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this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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