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Donald Trump has warned the ‘crazy b******s’ in Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz in a foul-mouthed social media post on Easter Sunday.

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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 200 points 2 weeks ago

I'm ok with the fascism, reduction of our rights, human trafficking, pedophilia, rape, forced deportations, economic wars against our allies, bombing of civilians, war crimes, crimes against humanity, and bigotry against anyone that is not a cis het white man, but I draw a line at an American President cursing on Easter Sunday.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 50 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus didn't rise from the dead for a dumb pedophile to curse for the entire world to observe. Ridiculous!

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 30 points 2 weeks ago

That's right, Jesus did it to find those DEI eggs.

[-] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 97 points 2 weeks ago

Remember when everyone turned on Howard Dean because he yelled weird?

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

Yes and that was a moment of genuine excitement, however unbecoming of a candidate. It torpedoed his character, and career. Absolute farce tbh.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[-] BadJojo@communick.news 17 points 2 weeks ago

Yyyeeeee-aaaahhh!!!

[-] Zirconium@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Remember all conservatives have against democratic presidents is gas prices

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I really liked that dude. Wonder if he's still yelling weird things these days.

[-] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

He's also credited with somewhat pioneering modern day grassroots fundraising, where seeking a million $10 donations from average dudes is prioritized over courting a million dollar check from a single entity.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Also they didn't clap for Jeb Bush 🤣

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Here we are, in a strange world where I have to count fucking a*******s to find out, if the P***S said "bitches" or "bastards" in his latest social media post. Or wait, maybe he said "butchers", or perhaps "bollards"...

It's a god-damned direct quote and the distinction what the asshole in the W***e H***e exactly said is kinda important.
So why is something like this censored on a news site?

[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago

This is due to the power google news has over almost all news websites.

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Found one in one of my pix that I didn't even see!

[-] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's one interpretation... ;-)

[-] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Piece Of Turd Shit

[-] X@piefed.world 86 points 2 weeks ago

The Lord sometimes uses imperfect tools to do His Will. The ends occasionally justify the means.

— A frightening number of Christians

[-] Steve@startrek.website 58 points 2 weeks ago

Who hasn’t fucked a few kids anyway?

  • the same group
[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Religion and that goes hand in hand

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 2 weeks ago

The end times justify the meanness?

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus is a bit of a fluid concept to these people. We just had a weekend where the zombie wizard (also known as a lich) reanimates himself and goes around spooking people for a couple of days before skedaddling on up to heaven or something. He'll be back though. They've got a book written by a dude that obviously was schizophrenic that describes the future and the conditions required for it to happen as if they can tickle it into existence and Jesus will come back. I think they can find a way to make it justified

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Pre-frontal dementia has, as one symptom, a loss of inhibition. Depending on which side of the brain the rot is worse in, it can also lead to increasingly incoherent speech as it progresses, as well as worsening ability to recall words.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

He was never especially inhibited or coherent in the first place.

[-] JamieDub86@piefed.social 38 points 2 weeks ago

The USA allowed this [paedo, rapist] knob head to take it to war. Amazing.

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

But they were so concerned about Gaza, don't you get it? Both parties are equally bad or something.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The left kept telling you that you would lose if you kept supporting genocide. People who voted for Harris told you this. Centrists wanted genocide so badly that they were willing to get trump rather than tell netanyahu no.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so proud of our president. A great diplomat and a great public speaker. The world is such a better place without him being fucking dead like he should be

[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Art of the Deal, folks!

[-] epicthundercat@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist. It was Pete Hegseth posting it

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

It was someone. Theres something not right about the " fuckin' "

Anyone ever seen him use an apostrophe like that before? Maybe he has idk i dont follow him religiously just see screenshots.

[-] barnacul@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

He's not writing his tweets anymore. Em dashes started to appear earlier this year

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 26 points 2 weeks ago

Ehem: Donald "Hussein" Trump

Every accusation a confession.

[-] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's the art of the deal to make threats, drop bombs, and kill children?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 20 points 2 weeks ago

Keep his blood pressure high. Any day now.

[-] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he meant Allan. Praise be to Allan.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, I'm pretty sure it's Steve.

[-] gwl 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] hemmetti@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Trump is losing it!

the funniest thing is he said it on easter.

this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2026
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