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[-] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

OP forgot beer, wine, liquor. Not very comprehensive.

[-] AlataOrange@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

I nominate bleach for SSS tier

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[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

In Germany, it feels like water is a fancy request and beer is the simple tap option.

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[-] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 year ago

Are milk and Dr pepper separate or is that a Dr Pilk situation.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

As long as we don't have a Dr. PILF on our hands...

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

Yeah nah, add anything but water to F tier. Water is S.

[-] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

My hydrohomie

[-] woobie@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Coffee isn't even on your list.

Go to your room and think long and hard about what you've done.

[-] Moc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

S-tier: Black coffee, tea, and water

F-tier: Everything else

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[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Root beer is definitely A tho

[-] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Especially if it's like a local craft root beer in a glass bottle. That shit slaps. Also cream soda.

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[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

S: water and locally sourced milk

F: Everything else

[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

If you think about cows having to be pregnant constantly it makes the milk almost go sour... Even though I agree.

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I love yummy milk. I hate the breast milk perverts steal from cows tho. Real milk comes from plants.

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[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

If you keep milking them regularly, they don't dry up.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Milk is shit, other than that I agree

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Milk and Dr Pepper are in F tier too, only water graces the top spots

[-] regbin_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Disagree with milk. It can stay in B because it makes cappuccino and latte possible.

If you disagree, it means your opinions differ than mine.

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Lactose is bad for the majority of the world population. F tier drink.

Give me that oat milk any day.

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And just how exactly are they milking them oats, huh?

[-] jarfil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You can milk anything with nipples.

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[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

S: carbonated water A: water, juice (from 100% fruit) F: everything else

I’m gonna die on that hill.

[-] tsuica@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Why not eat the fruit? That way, you aren't consuming 30 oranges worth of sugar.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll just consume 30 oranges to quench my thirst.

[-] tsuica@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You should drink water for thirst, but maybe that's just me.

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[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Put breast milk (cow and human) below F tier, but keep plant milk where it is

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

In honor to this comment I'll be making myself r lavenderish pumpkin spice latte with a local mylk brand. .

[-] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

My lactose intolerant ass would tend to disagree...

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[-] III@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

There are really people out there who like Dr Pepper?

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

There are people who don’t?

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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This list is Bobby Boucher approved.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

How the fuck are you going to put Dr. Pepper on the same level as milk? Dr. Pepper is at least two tiers higher than milk.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Weird ass licorice, cherry, compost drink...

The one true non water drink is ginger beer.

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

E: Actual piss

[-] Floey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Soda is for children and milk is for babies.

[-] SadSadSatellite@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Swap Dr p with faygo arctic sun and you got a list.

Edit: yo where the fuck coffee

[-] skookumasfrig@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Mr. Pibb needs to be one below Dr. Pepper. It's the knockoff but it's decent

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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

What is that thing in S-tier next to water?

[-] Lolors17@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Fully agree!

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