783
Funniest Joke Ever! (pyfedi-store.theatl.social)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
all 49 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

“Can I play the piano?”

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Oh my got I was wrong! I was on earth all along..

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Of course you can!

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago
[-] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I knew exactly what it would be. Watched the whole thing anyway.

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

There are 2.5 million ants per human.

This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

[-] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

@Vespair

Wait'll you see how many bacteria there are.

@Nusm

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Incomprehensibly more.

I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

what do you mean see they are tiny.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The humble bacteria:

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

A stop by the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite would help that.

[-] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 months ago

plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

[-] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago
[-] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago

leave society, return a monkey

[-] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

Gotta commit to the bit!

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.

[-] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Can't chance them accidentally running into someone unexpected.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment...

[-] chicken@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I used to own that exact rug. It really tied the room together, but yeah I don't know about the couch.

[-] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Holy fuck, they got me. I thought the photo was real. Because I was impressed by the costume. 🥲

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES!!!! OMG DO IT!!!

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
783 points (100.0% liked)

Funny

15363 readers
807 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS