I call Dr. Zaius.
“Can I play the piano?”
Oh my got I was wrong! I was on earth all along..
Of course you can!
There are 2.5 million ants per human.
This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
Incomprehensibly more.
I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁
what do you mean see they are tiny.
i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways
OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something
dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
The humble bacteria:
Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.
Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.
A stop by the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite would help that.
plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit
Return to monke 🐒🐒
leave society, return a monkey
until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit
Gotta commit to the bit!
You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.
Can't chance them accidentally running into someone unexpected.
10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment...

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo
I used to own that exact rug. It really tied the room together, but yeah I don't know about the couch.
Holy fuck, they got me. I thought the photo was real. Because I was impressed by the costume. 🥲
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES!!!! OMG DO IT!!!
LOL!
Funny
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