Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet
I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?
That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!
That may or may not be true but there's a good chance there's some dehydrated milk in the lab
While I'm here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don't get sick, and don't get other people sick.
Got mine! 10/10 will definitely do again
Yeah.. For people saying COVID is "just the flu", I had a friend who ended up in hospital with COVID.. When I got covid and thought I may have spread it to her (fortunately she got lucky and somehow didn't get it) , she pretty much started prepacking for hospital.
It's still a super serious virus, same as the real flu..
Also get your dogs rabies vaccines! We are getting dangerously close to having less than 80% of the dogs in the US vaccinated. This will cause pockets of disease in your pets.
I just went to sign up for my covid shot and it asked me to update my insurance information. I have no fucking answers for them so I stopped filling out the form.
I highly recommend staggering them though. I did them both together last year and felt so sick that I had to take a day off of work (still better than COVID or Flu). This year, I had a COVID booster and I'm getting a flu shot Monday. The COVID shot did nothing to me but give me a sore arm and flu shots never do anything.
Damn, I didn't even realize I'm doing anti-vax research as i type this
Username checks out.
A woman out of the kitchen? Unbelievable! That Lady over there can't shit. Shit is a manly that woman can't do!
What great ideas didn’t begin as a thought on the toilet? /s
Supposedly Newton's idea of gravity but that story with the apple could just be a cover-up.
I mean. Maybe that's why he was squatting under the tree?
The ones that started in the shower?
Well the top picture clearly doesn't represent the 3rd phase of trials, as there wasn't one when the COVID vaccine was mandated lol
Where was it mandated?
Airplanes, trains, boats, gov employees, public service workers, private corp employees (based on gov advice - mostly office workers and sports players), all forms of healthcare workers, schools, immigrants, and military to name a few.
But most of it has been repealed now thankfully
Wasn't mandated enough places obviously. Your dipshit view of what freedom is gives you zero right to potentially kill people with your fucked up negligence and I'm really fucking tired of morons arguing this dumbfuckery
Why do you think all of those places repealed their mandates?
Was it because not having the vaccine killed people?
Who "repealed" anything? Laws are repealed. This was never law. Some organizations stopped requiring it because most people aren't this type of moron and just got the fucking vaccine, and people like you made it too difficult to continue to be required. So yeah, you sort of got your moronic wish. People of course died for it but that's their problem right?
If the government mandates something, it has the same weight as a law.
Those orgs that don't require it anymore, didn't drop it because "most people aren't this type of moron and just got the fucking vaccine"
It was because we had more data, and you have to weigh the risks.
It's still hard to say what the long term effects of either vaxxed or un-vaxxed will be
If the government mandates something, it has the same weight as a law.
No it doesn't. I don't think this happened at all except with govt as an employer. You morons could just get a new job.
it's hard to say
It's actually very easy to say. The vaccine complication rate is near zero and not a single harebrained theory you idiots had has panned out. Try again
Delete your Lemmy account. Go back to reddit and Facebook where this idiocy is at home
It is stupid as fuck to worry about the "long term effects" of a vaccine but not the disease it's vaccinating against.
Do you know what the long-term effects of COVID are? Ever heard of long COVID?
Because idiots like you spread misinformation to the point people were being assaulted over it AND simply wearing face masks
Not having the vaccine killed and continues to kill people. Not getting the vaccine is fucking stupid
The truth is somewhere in between, as always (/s if not obvious)
I'm glad I got my OTA covid update with the recent emergency broadcast, cellphones definitely ON! Vaccine fully activated
Didn't pfizer have to be court ordered to release the results of their testing with the vaccine though? Whether the vaccine works or not that's shady as hell
