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[-] db2@lemmy.world 181 points 1 week ago

No clear reason? It's because the thing can successfully make more of itself before dying. That's literally it.

See also: ticks

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

No animal has reason to exist.

[-] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

*nothing has

[-] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

As an animal myself, I'd like to object.

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Okay, we’re listening. First establish some framework of “reasons to exist” so we understand what that even means, and then tell us yours. Centuries of philosophy haven’t gotten past the first step and you probably won’t either, but I won’t stop you from trying. Okay, go.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 week ago

Sending memes in the group chat

[-] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe i dont wanna share mt reasons ;((((

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Okay but you could still do step 1 without revealing anything personal. Tell us: what even is a “reason to exist?”

[-] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

One could be to be there to bring the trash cans back in after gc

[-] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Damnit! Who let Socrates in here again? /gets broom and starts pushing

Shoo! Begone philosopher! Nobody likes your kind!

[-] slackassassin@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Because not existing is ...

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

…where we all come from and where we’re all going!

[-] TurboQueer@lemmy.zip 81 points 1 week ago

It’s disturbing to me that so many people search for what something is used for or what’s the value or right to life a creature has. The point of life is to live. If you are successful you maybe make a child or split into a copy of yourself when you get enough food.

Purpose is something you accept for yourself. Imposing it on others is diabolically evil when they don’t have a thing to do with your clade. And still, it would be the case that a person would look at an animal and say “what’s the point of you?”

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

I also find that to be a weird question to consider, as though something must have a purpose to be worthy of existence

In that vein, what is the point of humans? To bring on the 6th mass extinction?

[-] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

We're really trying, aren't we?

[-] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think try is the wrong world, pretty sure we've succeeded, the question now is "Does anything survive?"

[-] Bibip@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

a fanciful answer i heard was that "humans are how the universe perceives itself," and a person could be forgiven for thinking that the point of humans is to do science. closer to the ground, the point of humans seems to be to alter our surroundings to suit our society: kind of like ants. we build, we live, we reproduce, we spread. it's not a good thing or a bad thing, it just is what it is.

What does "point" even mean in this context??

[-] Bibip@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

utility has several virtues, but i agree that it's not the end-all/be-all. strictly speaking the "point" of any living thing is to pass it's genes by reproduction, but in a complex and evolving world there are lots of animals that have a "point" in existing. oysters filter water, worms enrich soil, birds spread seeds, bees pollinate flowers, there are primary decomposers and secondary decomposers and tertiary decomposers and some birds build nests in trees and squirrels hide nuts and, you get the picture?

then there are other animals that we have changed for their utility. cows, pigs, chickens, and sheep are delicious and they would not make up such a share of modern biomass if we didn't industrialize their slaughter. in some cases the point of an animal is that we're gonna eat it.

if you're an emotion-forward person you might think "oh, no, that's terrible!" and you're allowed to feel that way but usually things are the way they are for a bunch of reasons. feelings are great but food security is better. utility also has a role to play in conservation: we're having a great time with industry but if the earth suffers catastrophic ecological collapse, the whole party stops.

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 week ago

Has no organs

Looks inside...

...organs.

[-] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 week ago

Exist for no reason? All life has a purpose, and that is to poop. The excrement speaks for itself.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It sounds like it doesn't have a poop hole

Edit: oh, nevermind. "For food to enter and exit"

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Poop is subsistence, Sex is persistence

[-] Ravell@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Time to wake up and go to work in the shit factory!

[-] tutter 1 points 1 week ago

Born to shit, forced to wipe by society. Tragedy of man 😔

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago

"existing for no clear reason"

So like every other life form we know of?

[-] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't think any natural thing exists for a reason. That's reserved for things made or at least caused by sentient beings.

[-] lung@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It's the roomba of the sea

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

So from the wiki

The monophyly of Xenacoelomorpha soon became established, but its position as either a basal bilaterian clade or a deuterostome remained unresolved until 2016, when two new studies, with increased gene and taxon sampling, again placed Xenoturbella as the sister group of Acoelomorpha within Xenacoelomorpha, and placed Xenacoelomorpha as sister to Nephrozoa (Protostomia plus Deuterostomia), and therefore the basalmost bilaterian phylum<

Seems like "where on the tree of life" is "the first bilaterals" which makes sense. They seem very worm-like in bodyplan. Shit from the Pre-Cambrian can look pretty alien and have shaky relationships to more derived species.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

The universe is a chain of cause and effect, and the only way to interpret "a reason" for something without introducing artificial human constructs of morality, is "what caused it?". The process of evolution caused this.

[-] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago
[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bit of clarification: Xenacoelomorpha is the phylum that the genus Xenoturbella is under.

Someone left a tag at the top of the Xenacoelomorpha article advocating a rewrite, which I could probably quickly investigate (or even just check WoRMS) if I weren't currently a lazy lump of dead weight. Without assessing the tag's merits, I'd at least advise treading lightly as a heuristic.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It looks like they do get new openings on the surface that excrete eggs and sperm.

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

That looks like self-propeled bacon.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

If it has at least one hole, then it exists for a reason. ;)

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It eats.

It is thus the primordial consumer.

... kinda does bare a resemblance to what AM turns Ted into...

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

Imagine scientists declaring that you are not interesting enough to be technically alive and you have been officially kicked out.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago
[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Jellyfish are the ocean's condoms. These are the ocean's big punchy balloon things. Either way Spongebob is having a good weekend.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

it doesn't even have a hole in the sense that it's for an entrance and exit as a single hole through.

it's literally just a cavity, like a trench

[-] Skv@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, found reddit mods!

Sounds like the pinnacle of evolution.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

You know, simple tools like cat? Same thing in software engineering.

This might be my spirit animal

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

recently the phylogenetic studies place this with another unusual bilaterian animal( very basal animals(Post-sponge creatures), they couldnt figure out which things this is related to.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Doesn't belong. Too lame!

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