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[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 45 points 3 days ago

The primary design goal of VGA was to display video. The primary design goal of HDMI was to prevent the display of video.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

displayport is the modern successor to vga.

[-] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I wish DisplayPort would become the standard already. It's superior in every way.

HDMI is the microUSB of the video world and I wish it would die already in lieu of DP and USB-C/ThunderBolt.

[-] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Why not USB C? It can carry a DP signal and (obviously) do all the USB stuff you'd ever need too.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

It's superior in every way.

Not every way, it doesn't do audio. That's really the only downside.

[-] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

That's incorrect. DP has had audio (up to 8 channels, 24bit@192kHz) since 1.0, nowadays it supports up to 32 channels and 1536kHz sample rate. Wikipedia has the official standards PDFs linked.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I stand corrected

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

HMDI can also do ethernet, which is very convenient. If you have two devices that support it.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

And pass remote control inputs

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

And to monetize the display of video. Licensing of that port's supporting technology is holding everyone back.

[-] Narauko@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Every time I notice I cannot use my full refresh rate over the HDMI on my 7900xtx in Linux because of licencing issues, I get rationally pissed off.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 243 points 4 days ago

Oh, you want to plug your own computer into your own TV using a cable you own?

Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask (and pay)?

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 179 points 4 days ago

The mighty DisplayPort: "what is this peasant behaviour I'm too royal(ty-free) to understand?"

[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 4 days ago

How do I add a DP port to both my TV and my laptop?

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 51 points 3 days ago

If your laptop has USB-C it most likely already has DP out.

Your TV? message the manufacturer. tell your friends to message the manufacturer. Demand DisplayPort on TVs. Be the change you want to see in the world.

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[-] phx@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago

That's one of the things I like about Displayport. It locks in but is generally not too hard to remove (depending on your monitor/PC clearance).

The other is that it doesn't involve paying ransom to the HDMI consortium...

[-] skibidi@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

The port is great.

Device manufacturers putting said port deep in the bowels of Erebus where no mortal man could hope to actuate the locking mechanism is less great.

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[-] kerrigan778 6 points 2 days ago

This isn't all that much cus of the slot and more to do with that most vga was set up with mounting screws which sadly fell out of favor with hdmi

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

As someone who has skinned his knuckles a thousand times and more, reaching behind equipment to try and loosen a VGA screw, fuck that. I won't even abide those DisplayPort locking cables with the button. It should just pull out.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Quite happy not having to screw it out and in.
DP is already quite hard to press some of the times in narrow areas.

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 65 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nah, it is all about safety.

If you triple over a stretched HDMI cable it will safely disconnect.

If you triple over a stretched VGA cable... Well, may God save you and your monitor.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 32 points 3 days ago

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS ELECTRICAL SIGNALS INTO COLORED PIXELS. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, MORTAL. DON'T TREAD ON ME.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If you triple over a stretched HDMI cable it will safely disconnect.

If you triple over a stretched VGA cable… Well, may God save you and your monitor.

Like 3 plugs in the same port? How do you even accomplish that?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Hah this guy doesn't know how to use the three plugs

[-] dmention7@midwest.social 16 points 3 days ago

Well you see when 3 men love a woman very much....

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[-] DragonAce@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago

To be fair, VGA had 2 big ass screws on each side to hold the connection in. If you tightened them all the way down, the VGA connector was essentially part of the fucking machine at that point.

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 days ago

I remember wondering as a kid why those plugs needed to be screwed in like that. It seemed ridiculously overengineered.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 25 points 3 days ago

The pixels come out otherwise.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No hotplugging back then. If you pulled out the plug, gotta reboot. Idk if anything worse could happen, like damage to the hardware.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

It was! Back in the day, half the time the screws were tighter in the plug which caused the sockets to come out of the motherboard rather than unscrewing in many times during my desktop days. I fucking hated them!

Could at least straighten a bent pin, though...

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yup. When cheap PC clones came around, everyone had that one Com, LPT, or VGA port with the missing screw terminal. Fortunately you need zero of those for the port to actually work.

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[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 61 points 4 days ago

Fun fact: The connector is called a DE-15, VGA is just the protocol using it in this application.

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[-] scops@reddthat.com 62 points 4 days ago

As someone who worked IT help desk in the mid/late aughts: fuck VGA and DVI. Let them stay dead. If I had a nickel for every time I snagged one in a desk's rat's nest on every single USB or power cable while trying to route cables, I could build me a top of the line gaming rig with 2026 prices.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

The RJ plugs are my least favourite. Still snags but the plastic bit that snags is feeble enough to break off easily, and then the plug doesn't have anything holding it in to the port. And those covers usually make it harder to fit it through holes intended for ethernet cables as well as make it harder to unclip it from the port.

[-] Killer57@lemmy.ca 68 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Like the Cisco switch that needed to be recalled due to the placement of it's reset button.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

There's really no excuse for that one

[-] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

What about the slightly larger bonuses that quarter for the executives who had the outside-the-box and paradigm-shifting bright idea to eliminate the V&V department? HUH?

There's probably a dusty old Ferrari buried in some retired rich guy's 7th garage, and all the world had to suffer for it was a few fucked up networks here and there and losing the respect of IT people all over the place.

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[-] matmarspace@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

Fuck HDMI. All my homies use Displayport!

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago

Who screwed in vga carefully every time? Without the screws vga was worse.

You can get HDMI with a lock tab . I hate that too. Nothing worse than trying to reach behind a wall mount to squeeze the lock tab.

[-] brap@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago

I did. Because something in me just won’t let something not be secured properly if a mechanism for it exists.

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[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 7 points 3 days ago

Man, I miss those. Talk about enshittification lol

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

hold on, I have something for this

FOUND IT

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