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[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah, it is all about safety.

If you triple over a stretched HDMI cable it will safely disconnect.

If you triple over a stretched VGA cable... Well, may God save you and your monitor.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 32 points 2 months ago

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS ELECTRICAL SIGNALS INTO COLORED PIXELS. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, MORTAL. DON'T TREAD ON ME.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you triple over a stretched HDMI cable it will safely disconnect.

If you triple over a stretched VGA cable… Well, may God save you and your monitor.

Like 3 plugs in the same port? How do you even accomplish that?

[-] dmention7@midwest.social 16 points 2 months ago

Well you see when 3 men love a woman very much....

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I'm listening. This sounds like a story my grammy used to tell me.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Hah this guy doesn't know how to use the three plugs

[-] protogen420 7 points 2 months ago

skill issue

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

You're right, having problems with the HDMI staying in IS a skill issue.

[-] pulsey@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

usually I dont have any cables lying around to trip over too.

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