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[-] potate@lemmy.ca 110 points 4 months ago

But, but, I need a photo of this performance mod...

[-] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 22 points 4 months ago

pics or it didn’t happen

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Here's the video, but sadly it doesn't show the inside of the truck.

https://www.jalopnik.com/2132022/man-custom-bong-device-car-dashboard-arrested-98-times/

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 96 points 4 months ago

I am pissed off that I watched that video, and they didn't show the damn dash bong.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 4 months ago

Came to say the same. I was looking for inspiration!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

yeah, i can think of a few rigs that are pretty easy to slap together but like, i'm stealing your rims if you want me to do that. and your distributor. fuck driving inebriated, i'll build you a hotbox but not a rolling one.

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[-] mosspiglet@discuss.online 5 points 4 months ago

I was thinking, "any second and they're gonna show that bong". Nope. Very disappointing.

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 73 points 4 months ago

Inside the truck officers found a “custom bong device built into the dash of the truck so he could comfortably smoke drugs while driving”. Meth, heroin, and fentanyl were also discovered, as well as the stolen items.

The driver of the truck had 97 prior arrests. He is facing charges of DUI, eluding, and possession of narcotics. The passenger was turned over to Centralia PD for organized retail theft.

Goddamn dude

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 18 points 4 months ago

Extremely unresponsible to be driving under the influence of hard drugs. If someone is going to be smoking meth and fentanyl, they should at least have the reason to not be driving.

[-] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago

I mean… it didn’t say he was smoking anything but weed out of the bong… probably but FFS, how about the 99 priors??? How was this asshole even behind the wheel of a vehicle? This stinks of a CI.

[-] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

you shouldn’t be driving while smoking weed either

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[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

The article said there was fentanyl, meth, and heroin. I'd guess that he wasn't just transporting it.

[-] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

I’m not saying he wasn’t using a bit of himself. I’m just saying a bong is typically used to smoke weed. Given the potency of Fentanyl I doubt he was just casually sprinkling a bit on top for flavor 😝

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

97 prior arrests sounds like police harrassment, not illegal behavior.

logic this through with me. if he'd been convicted, there would be a hell of a lot fewer arrests.

[-] Zak@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Under other circumstances, I might agree with you, but the guy built a bong into his dashboard.

That's an impressive level of commitment to DUI.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

it's not convictions, it's arrests. after i'd been arrested (not convicted) 60 times, fuck obeying the law. the social contract broke.

[-] Mesophar@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

Fuck endangering other people

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[-] TrippinMallard@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

So close to 100! Wonder what the Guinness World Record is?

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[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 66 points 4 months ago

"high" speed chase indeed

[-] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dumbass cop was about to pitt maneuver this truck into an innocent car.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 18 points 4 months ago

Yeah, high speed chases are monumentally stupid. Just use the radio to set up a road block.

[-] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Or, as is commonly done elsewhere, get their plates and a photo, and drop by their house later (unless they're an active threat to public safety of course).

This is literally the SOP in a lot of other countries: You don't chase someone in a vehicle unless you absolutely have to. You rather just identify them and apprehend them at a later point.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Haha! You fell into the trap of my nuclear powered hyper bike! I never have to stop! Bwahahaha! Man, I gotta take a dump tho, fr.

[-] fourtonetiger@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

You don't have a toilet built into that thing?

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[-] dotCody@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Thank god I am not the only one to immediately catch that. What that pig attempted was FUCKING DANGEROUS.

And then another pig on the radio is heard giving clear instructions to not attempt unless below 70(mph). Still with plenty of other vehicles on the roads...

[-] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

How else you going to live out your badass road warrior fantasies??

Fucken dunce..

[-] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 4 months ago

Reminds me of a story I heard like 20-30 years ago. Some German dude wrecked his Merc on the autobahn… the cops get there and he just wreaks of schnapps but they find no bottles, no means of consumption. The car gets towed to a police station to be examined and they found that he had diverted the window washing tank into the cabin, dude wants a pug of schnapps and he hits his window washer button.

[-] Pauce@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

That is a level of ingenuity that I love to see in people. Application of it is nooot great but he's got the spirit.

[-] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago

Don’t you mean spirits?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 29 points 4 months ago

What a great example of why police chases shouldn't be a thing, the cop was more dangerous than Smokey Pete.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

Cop tried bumping the truck on a fucking two-lane road with a car coming the opposite way. Holy Cheez-its.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

It's almost as it cops aren't intelligent.

[-] Lupo@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Two more and he'll get a free ice cream

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Why was he let go with so many priors?

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 35 points 4 months ago
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

What? Is he too small?

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 8 points 4 months ago

Why should he be locked up just because of a bunch of stupid laws?

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 13 points 4 months ago

Maybe I'm just insane, but I think that laws making it illegal to be on meth while driving are reasonable. That's just me though.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Because the law is still valid? If you consider the law stupid, do something against it.

I personally don't consider it stupid to forbid driving under influence, regardless of the means.

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[-] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 4 months ago
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

If someone managed to get arrested so many times without getting a conviction the one or other time, it would be a cause for a harrasment claim against the police.

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

He definitely needs to get arrested 2 more times now

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago

What if, hear me out, you confiscated the car at any of the previous 95 stops?

Oh yeah this is America so it will make it impossible for you to live..... You know what, in that scenario dash bong seems totally reasonable.

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[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 11 points 4 months ago

Hell ya. Say yes to drugs, be crime, do gay, ACAB.

[-] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You should definitely NOT read the story, because if you do, you'll feel really fucking stupid for saying that.

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[-] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago
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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

He should put that on his resume

[-] GhostFish@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago

Someone pardon this man. 

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