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optimal amount of syrup (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] gressen@lemmy.zip 80 points 2 months ago

Except the 17 square version holds less syrup than the 16 square version because you need to reduce the size of the squares to fit more of them.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you take the original 16 squares and reduce them each in half, you can have 32 squares. Doctorate now, please.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 42 points 2 months ago

If the squares are half the size, you get 4x the number of squares, assuming you're measuring side length and not area.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 months ago

Oh hey sorry I didn't know you went to school for this shit. Fine. you make the waffles.

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

One square is the optimal waffle if you’re optimizing for syrup volume alone.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 7 points 2 months ago

I will put you to work testing this theory.

Proceed with waffle preparation and delivery, I'll be waiting, and will provide my own syrup. Please note all waffles are to be gluten-free, as my body hates me and the things I enjoy.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

If you serve the syrup in a cup, then the syrup to waffle ratio is infinite.

[-] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

I post this comment quite often, but a number divided by zero is not infinity, so the syrup to waffle ratio would actually be undefined.

[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Fine, as the quantity of waffle approaches zero, the syrup to waffle ratio approaches infinity.

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

This tracks because I'm always left with syrup on my plate after finishing the waffle. So I've independently verified your hypothesis.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Give this man a medal

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Why even have a waffle at all, let's drink the syrup!

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 14 points 2 months ago

I should put "Bachelor's in Waffleology" on my resume

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Dr. Waffleologist!

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Keep it up and you'll be the next Waffle King!

[-] arcine@jlai.lu 4 points 2 months ago

You can take this to the limit and make a waffle with infinitely many holes, each infinitely small !

It's just crepes.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

For those who didn't know you can just pour as much syrup as you like, regardless of the square count.

[-] stan_stanminson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 months ago

Why we don't make one giant square to hold even more syrup?

[-] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 months ago
[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

Because then it gets too soggy in the middle. The magic of the waffle is that the tops of the square dividers stay mostly dry until you start cutting into them. So you get freshly syruped waffle throughout the eating process.

[-] Redjard@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago

can make it round so the syrup spreads more evenly from the center.

Oops you made pancakes

[-] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

This goes to 17 sqares!

[-] robyn@lemmy.org 9 points 2 months ago

The evil waffle

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

What you want is infinite squares, so you get infinite crispy edges

[-] AlreadyDefederated@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Or - here's a radical idea -

EAT A SECOND FUCKING WAFFLE

[-] palmtrees2309@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Aren't Hexagons the bestagon for tiling a plane for most holding capacity while reducing the "walls" than any shape?

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

The honeycomb theorem is actually better than that: there isn't any way to divide up the plane with equal-area shapes (even if it's not a tiling in the sense of having any pattern) it won't be better than hexagons.

But that video can die in a fire!

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This was my first thought.

A circle filled with hexagons!

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I wonder if John Bidwell is haunted by his discovery. I know I would be. That shit is cursed as fuck.

[-] unnamedau@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

on one hand, i want a 17-square waffle maker. on the other hand i think i would get brutally murdered by anyone i ever tried to make waffles for

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

If they don't appreciate the 17-square waffle, they don't deserve it.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't think waffle enjoyers want one more square in the same waffle, they want a specific shape and syrup/butter ratio per square. This waffle bricks that with its thick sections.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Great. Now cut that into 8 equal bites without spilling any syrup.

Fuckin' dumbass. THIS is what is meant by "book smart but not street smart".

[-] kozy138@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Shapes are dumb.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How about 25?

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[-] shane@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

If you look at the image on the left you'll see that 5 of the smaller squares won't fit in the big one.

[-] enbiousenvy 4 points 2 months ago

TIL the shape in waffle is to hold syrup.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It holds blueberries very well too!

[-] enbiousenvy 3 points 2 months ago

if the bottom part of the waffle is the inverted shape of the top one, it should fit another waffle. To properly stack them

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

But it's not, so you need blueberries to be able to stack waffles reliably.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This image is cropped so poorly. I've seen the uncropped version recently too...

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Why would do this?

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

This ruined my day.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

I need to find this waffle iron!

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