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submitted 3 months ago by not_IO to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/116279569744717982

i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 89 points 3 months ago
[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 3 months ago

I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 19 points 3 months ago
bool isChild() {
  pid_t result= fork()
  return (result == 0)
}
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Nope. The check should be in a while loop

[-] lime@feddit.nu 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
def verify_age(u: User) -> bool:
    return hasattr(u, "age") and u.age is not None
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Unacceptable. All my friends are None

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

*to the tune of California Dreamin'*

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago
[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Anything under 25 should be considered a child.

[-] org@lemmy.org 20 points 3 months ago

People over 65 should be banned from voting, driving, and accessing the internet

Just like a child.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Not everyone's brain degrades at the same rate.

[-] org@lemmy.org 13 points 3 months ago

True. Not every 12 year old is too dumb to vote.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Anyone > 65 should be considered senile until proven different. After all, it's not kids that get scammed out of their retirement funds.

That's not my opinion, but it might lead to changes.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Kids don't have retirement funds. If they did, and they had free access to them, they would definitely get scammed out of them.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago

That's pretty much what I wrote, just lacking the sarcasm.

[-] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 10 points 3 months ago

There seems to be a real tendency to want to narrow the band of what a functioning adult is, centered right around whatever age the poster happens to be at.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The reason that 25 number came up is that's how old the cohort they were studying brain development got when their funding was cut. There's no reason to not believe brains continue developing all our lives, or that even if that study did find a "cut off point" that it would be the same from person to person.

[-] bluejayway@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

sure, not like people under 25 need to work, pay rent, take care of their own finances and responsibilities, or anything. we’re all just kids living with our parents and when we turn 25, we magically become adults! oh, wait…

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I just find the arbitrary line drawn at 18 to be ridiculous. So, the second you turn 18 you magically become an adult. OK.

And now it's time to judge societies that decide 16 means adult, or 20 means adult, or 25 means adult.

Was it the US that just decided for us that "18 means your adult"? Why should they get to decide that? Based on what criteria?

[-] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

"I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me."

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