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Hands full of rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] Lux 33 points 1 year ago

Ok hear me out:

Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

[-] Gormadt 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.

That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.

Gentile with the genitals please.

But uh... you do you bud.

[-] ShartyWaffles@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

[-] tanja 13 points 1 year ago

The reaper hates this one simple trick!

Immortality go brrrr

[-] ikantolol@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

I'll build the stair out of penises!

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Good thing anal masturbation exists...

[-] BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

And vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Why not, it's fun to play with 🤷.

[-] germanatlas 9 points 1 year ago

At least not with that attitude

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.

Although apparently all amputees go to hell

[-] Piatun 8 points 1 year ago

beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"

[-] anothercatgirl 6 points 1 year ago

that makes exhibitionists hornier

[-] artic 8 points 1 year ago

Heaven is full of boring people anyway

[-] Piatun 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂

[-] BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] PupBiru@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

i… read fistfest

both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i… read fistfest

🤜🤜🤜 🥳

[-] xc2215x@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Made me laugh.

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

But what about my mouth?

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Heaven can wait

[-] anothercatgirl 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.

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