The apartment I lived in the longest

Wouldn't it be the home they lived in the longest for most people?
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My pants.

The toilet in the apartment that I lived in the longest.

My childhood home probably, since I spent more than a decade living there. I’ve never lived more than a decade in one place ever since. I bought a house recently, so we’ll see if I end up living here longer.

Call it a tie because it's my parents 2nd house or my own, same amount of years. edit: actually I visit them more often than they visit me so it's probably still their house for only a little longer.

On the haters

The toilet in my chidhood home probably. Got about 10 more years to go before my current toilet catches up.

The house I bought after I got married. Longest I ever lived in one place and also holds a distinction for record number of divorces survived (1).

Remember lockdown years will count more.

Ooh, this could be tricky for people who drink protein shakes or caffein

Yes I do, though I have the distinct advantage of not living in the same place for more than 5 years as I was growing. Now I've settled.

I'm 35 and my parents still live in the same house as when I was born. so imma say there.

Municipal water supply

I do not. I assume it’s the second house I ever owned because it’s the one I lived in the longest, But I did not take every single shit there.

For a while, I was on a Crusade to always take a shit at work because I wanted to make sure My job was paying me to take a shit.

Yes

Probably my childhood home that I grew up in.