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[-] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 142 points 1 month ago

What do Israelis want?

It's to be able to commit genocide in peace.

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago
[-] Soulg@ani.social 23 points 1 month ago

Nah, it's overwhelmingly unpopular in America but the Israeli polls are overwhelmingly popular

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The US does also like genocide though

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

it goes well with our holiday roast beast

[-] krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Not "overwhelmingly" just only about ⅓

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What do polls have to do with it? They are manipulated and controlled by governments anyway. And actions matter, not thoughts and feels. If your country is doing something reprehensible, you shut it down - 100% strike, block everything. Otherwise you are responsible for what your country does. How you answer a phone questionnaire is irrelevant.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago

I'm sick and tired of dipshits like you saying this garbage I don't even want to try to keep rebutting it anymore just go touch grass and learn something idk

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Take responsibility for your country, or stfu.

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[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

They want to be left alone to commit heinous acts of murder and torture. Is it so hard to understand? /s

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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 month ago

And you just start beating the shit out of your smallest neighbour while occupying their house

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 23 points 1 month ago

First you play really loud music. Then when the neighbor comes over to complain you say they were yelling aggressively (to be heard over the loud music) and you had to defend yourself.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

And you call them an anti-musicite.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

It's the only way to prove a point to my bigger neighbours. Plus it proves just how much I want to be left alone!!!

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Or bombing them and then killing the ambulance drivers that come to help them and bulldoze then into a ditch

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Why do these screenshots always show the comments in the wrong order? Is twitter really set up like that?

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think it's because they've screencapped the original and attached it as an image and images are always below the body of text in a tweet

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

The twitter feed is bottom to top anyway, so the retweet replies are shown that way (regular replies are top to bottom which is why nobody uses them and just quote tweets everything)

[-] medem@lemmy.wtf 32 points 1 month ago

Israel is a failed experiment in statehood. It's about motherfucking time for every decision maker in virtually every government in the world to acknowledge that - and correct course.

[-] wpb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Look up UN votes on various issues regarding Israel. We're already there, and have been for decades. It's just that the US holds the UN hostage with their veto power.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

awkward Statesia noises

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago

What they want is no resistance to their colonial expansion.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

stay there

after they locked the doors, killed you dog and wife, tortured your brother and starved you children while withholding them medical aid

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

Withdraw to your 1967 borders. Then we talk.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago

I agree with Eylon. No more subsidies, no more outside anything. Thirsty? There's no water? Talk to your imaginary god. Hungry? Food doesn't grow? Same thing.

[-] warbosstodd@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

And to have every other country fund it. 

[-] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Sometimes as Palestine would say, I just want my grandma’s house that the government stole from her and kicked her naked into the street. I miss the good memories.

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Most other people have gotten over the house their grandparents were kicked out off. For example the neighboring Israelis.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

LOL and of course you are a German. Nazi supporting Nazi i guess. Y'all love to be on the wrong side of history again.

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Why won't somebody think about the poor land-thieving child-murdering Israelis...

[-] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When your persecution complex is so robust you reanimate the Old Testament as a "defense" strategy despite being a "secular" nation.

[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Hezbollah could just not shoot any rockets into Israel.

[-] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Yeah. When someone comes to your house, shoots your parents, kicks you out, and "settles" in your neighbourhood you should just leave them alone. After all, they would never have done that if you hadn't... shot rockets at them after they did it??

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[-] wpb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Exactly, and the allied forces could've just not attacked the nazis. All Germany wanted was to be left alone. Great point!

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Israel could just not antagonize its neighbours, attacking them and stealing their land and murdering the inhabitants.

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[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

you talk nonsense and don't put yourself in their shoes because israelis don't see others as equal humans. Israel never comitted to the ceasefire on lebanon neither on gaza. Israel kept bombing and killed thousands throughout the ceasefire. at some point they realized they will keep getting bombed and killed either way. wtf is your logic exactly? Israeli violates the ceasefire and all ita agreement and keep bombing and killing you everyday, displacing and taking your land... and you do nothing?

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[-] Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

If the neighbors are preparing to kill me next week, maybe this is a possibility if i can't or don't want to go anywhere else...

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
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