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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 month ago

That's peak male living experience? I do not agree. This is my living room:

Keep in mind, a screen can come down for my beamer so I have a home cinema. THIS is peak male living experience.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Approved. I will see you, and raise:

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I wanna play too!

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You own a lot of buttons and knobs sir.

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Never enough

[-] MorkofOrk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You're right, I need this room in my life

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

THIS is peak ~~male~~ musician living experience

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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Lies. Where's the dresser full of kink gear and bad dragon toys?

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

it’s okay it’s there out of frame; it just has to be safe for meta platforms

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago

Inflatable and foldable furniture is very practical for bachelors though who are young and move a lot.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Yeah the obsession of like “make it a home” is weird to me in a world of rising living costs and very few being able to afford a house. My apartment complex just raised my rent $200 this year and that’s low compared to the market. Why the fuck would I put posters or photos up I’m going to have to take down when I can’t afford the next rent increase next year?

[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Inflatable is practical for no one, and flat pack wood stuff has been the default for decades

[-] addie@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

Two mattresses? Is he expecting guests?

I'm assuming that his beer fridge is just out of shot, as well.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is mom’s basement. She storing the other down there.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

*looks around my royally messed up apartment*

Um... seems okay to me...

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

At least it’s clean. I’ve definitely lived in worse places

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

Oh for sure if I was offered a trade, I'd abandon my disaster area of a place before you could blink.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Your next place would become a disaster too. Stay with the disaster you know

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Too many mattresses and should only have the gaming chair not the one he is currently sitting on makes him look like a hoarder.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I assumed he was sitting on a portable commode.

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[-] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why does he have so much space? Stupid bastard has overcapitalised. And a computer chair. Sheer luxury that is.

My first place when I moved out of home was a room where I had a couch, a single bed and a coffee table doe my computer. I sat on the floor when I was using my computer.

Clean clothes at one end. Dirty in a garbage bag. Small passage between couch and bed to move back and forth to the door.

Leaves more money for acid, MDMA and nitrous.

Maybe leave the nitrous out of it OP. Being a nitrous fiend is bad.

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[-] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

This will be me in a few weeks. Wife walked out on me and she owns all the furniture so minimalist space here we come. Great for VR and I can set up a little photo studio, with space left over for my crying chair!

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

idk if that's better or worse than leaving the furniture

now I have a bunch of furniture I don't like

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I could garbage pick enough furniture to fill that room in a week

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I need at least two 23" monitors and a desk that can change height so I can work standing and sitting or my back is going to kill me.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I was so close to getting one of those desks for 100€ used when someone listed it on a used items website (a new one goes for like 700€ or so). Literally saw the add go up the same day. I kept messaging them on the app every 2 weeks or so without any responses.

Then they replied 4 months later telling me the item has already been sold. How? To whom? How did they contact you? The ad was only on one singular website afaik and they had no contact info listed.

I am still mad about it to this day.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You can get a new one at ikea for around €300

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[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Don't you guys value having a good sound system? I can live with a 14" screen but give me some of those beatiful deep bass, rich highs and mids, and a nice balanced stereo image or I'll thow a tantrum

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My neighbors tend to retaliate when I crank music and I value silence at least some of the time. Good headphones are enough for me.

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[-] Everyday0764@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

at least the room is big

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I prefer bed off the ground at least a bit but it's still better than homeless

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Why is the ceiling so short? That looks like its 6ft at max.. I'd be bashing my head in here...

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's probably the basement of an older house.

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

You forgot that one wardrobe from IKEA that wasn't even unboxed and assembled near the bed.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Could move the Crying Chair into the corner, and then you have a more open space in the middle of the room for Crying while Lying on the Floor

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No tendies from mommy! This house is a fuckin prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just change teams. Take the hormones. No-one is judging you.

Edit: except for literally the whole world.

Being a woman is a ton of work though, no thanks

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's just weekly injections.

That's for becoming a woman, being and existing as a woman is a lot more work than that.

[-] JayK117@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago
[-] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

The photos in the comments are making me depressed

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[-] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 1 month ago

This is amazing for VR

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I wish I had such a bed

[-] menas@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

Monitor shall be in place where you can open the store and have no reflections. Otherwise this place make perfect sense

[-] Zabuxx@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I could live there...

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