The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.

"whaoa dude the lore is so sick dude like the wiki explains how bambieshart was actually an agent of the glimmer knights and was actually killed by an opposing faction dude if you go to the wall precisely after killing the ice queen boss you can drop down a ledge to where the wall would collapse him and seal it dude this lore is so epic"

What nobody really talks about is that if you use the dogshit during the jabberwock fight exactly when it is bryllyg, it will apply the slithy status effect, which causes it to fail to gyre and gimble (you know the one), it rewards you with two lines of secret dialogue that completely recontextualizes the entire borogove arc.

The problem is that you talked to Bambieshart before encountering Lotherad's Hound. If you'd waited until after that fight, he would have given you Bambieshart's Shattered Urn, which you could give to Herrigold in the Dying Swamp for Kneivel's Sisters, the best weapon in the game

Anon got filtered by the Tree Guardian and is coping

A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn't good. I'm just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.

And somehow there is a 1.5 hour lore video by VaatiVidya about this character and it has 7.5M views.

this ranks with Ozymandias for it's eloquence

Jabberwocky reference tho

No! My consecrated shmungous! I'll have to wait until New Game+ to get those again (he only gives you two, according to the wiki)

The only game I could roughly follow was Elden Ring. The others I didn’t even bother to try, inscrutable messes all.

why have so few people read famous poems?

Instant classic.

I agree with anon here. This dumb shit is why I don't even bother getting into the fantasy genre. I just want to play and be entertained, and not have to study an intricate world with layers upon layers of deep lore without completely fucking up my progress.