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submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by LeviticusIsForPedophiles@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Here is a link to learn more about the bill.

It is also important to note this legislation also includes language for ongoing, real-time monitoring. Not just verification

Here is a summary from the link shared above:

Requires manufacturers of internet-enabled devices to conduct age assurance to determine a user's age category and provide all websites, online services, online applications and mobile applications on such user's internet-enabled device and/or application store manufactured by the covered manufacturer with a digital signal that such user is a covered minor as well as the age category of such covered minor via a real-time application programming interface (API).

I love the inclusion of the API acronym; all super serious sounding. Like these dumb pedophiles even know what an API is!

You are encouraged to have an opinion about this. It is obvious what is happening here.

Do you have the spine to be remembered?

We are at an epic turning point in human history. Those who rise to meet that standard are today's heroes.

The real world, filled with everyday people, needs individuals who embody a willingness to say "Get fucked!"

If this is your first time learning about heroics, look up information about the "hero's journey". Also known as the "monomyth".

It's okay to be new. What isn't okay is to sit on the sidelines in today's world.

You are alive today. Take full advantage of it.

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[-] needanke@feddit.org 13 points 5 hours ago

Please remove the link to the youtube channel at the very bottom. It sdoes not seem to have anything to do with the rest of your post and looks like a conspiracy theory-mill. Otherwise I will have to remove the entire post, wich I'd prefer not to do.

[-] needanke@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 36 minutes ago

This is the fucking moderation I am here for! Heck yeah!

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago

(Sorry, I'm from Finland, I don't know much about the finer points.)

Well this is good. The folks in New York don't need to worry about mega noisy AI data centers in their backyards anymore!

Or any other kind of datacenters!

Or internet infrastructure as a whole!

ISPs will just have to chuck their gear in the Atlantic! No way they'll implement this shit for every single piece of gear. Because they know users won't put up with authorising themselves at every network hop through NY.

Let me quote a joke IT security exam from the late 1990s:

"Your computer has just received a packet from the network. What do you do? Do you need a sledgehammer or is a smaller hammer enough?"

This is what is ahead. Don't give in!

[-] jeffep@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Any info about who is pushing this so hard right now? It seems too much of a coincidence that this seems to be pushed everywhere around the world atm. Makes me think it's not the usual incompentent police and secret service combination

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I don't think I want the Epstein class to have an easy way to determine who is (and therefore also isn't) an adult over the internet.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 4 hours ago

I’m getting tempted to go off the grid and just make do with meshstatic or such.

I refuse to live in a big brother world.

[-] StopTech@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Reject modernity, embrace nature

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Her face was captured in perfectly hilarious state. LMAO.

[-] Lojcs@piefed.social 12 points 6 hours ago

My mood gets obliterated whenever I open Lemmy nowadays.

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Black times have soaked this platform as well.

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 5 points 5 hours ago

Any device? So my router? My pet feeder? My raspberry pis?

[-] Decq@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I'm curious why they want to know how old my cat is indeed.

Also what does it mean connected in this sense? If I install a homeplug device, do all my appliances need to comply as well? They are by then physically connected to the internet.

Edit: they say internet enabled, not connected, so the appliances are safe I guess.

[-] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

Australian government over here taking notes...

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 2 hours ago

Right? Watching this unfold from the UK has been bizarro.

The worst they've done here so far is toss Imgur lmfao

[-] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

New York is working off Australia's notes, they were the first to adopt this Model Legislation from the technofascists.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

its all to feed the surveillance obsessed PALINITIR that thiel has been hawking at govts about. it isnt a coincidence he started coming out of the woodwork and talks about it, when he is always very secretive from the media.

[-] apostrofail@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

It’s* all to feed

It isn’t* a coincidence

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago

You better be using Linux if you want to have any control about the software running on your machine whatsoever.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 32 points 11 hours ago

Maybe get rid of all the child molesters we fucking already know about if you want to protect kids you fucking assholes.

[-] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Lol. The ones they find using this spyware just get invited to the Epstein club.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 hours ago

By design. Won't someone please think of the children? That's how we get you!

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 12 hours ago

Internet enabled device? So Ethernet, wifi, and cellular modules? Network switches? Routers? Modem? What does it even mean?

Maybe we just rename the Internet, problem solved. My computer is now milfnet enabled, idk what "Internet" is, I connect to the milfnet.

[-] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

There are ways to set up clandestine connections of computers, that can connect to the broader internet in a variety of ways. It was designed by the USG in fact, for use in countries they wanted to overthrow. They removed most of the information from finding it on a search page long back, but it includes beaming signals from computer to computer with bluetooth type stuff, the tor and onion routers were part of the projects, sending internet traffic over power lines, and all sorts of stuff. I read about this in detail on a dailykos journal of all places 15 years back or so. Can't find it now. There was a lot more to it.

[-] trashboat@piefed.social 35 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

So, like, my internet-connected lightbulbs would have to verify my age, too?

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 2 hours ago

internet-connected lightbulbs

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[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 75 points 16 hours ago

Legislators have no idea how technical stuff works. Imagine imposing this requirement on a Raspberry Pi, which has no document scanner or webcam to scan your Government Approved ID or Unique Human Face. Either the device has to be mandated to include a camera or some other similar bullshit, or it doesn't have a way to scan your face or ID. So it would be noncompliant by default, but if you could mandate a camera is included, then you'd have to mandate that it requires the scan and gatekeeps the operation of the device without it, and so on... just a bunch of ridiculous bullshit.

[-] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

What they'll do is make buying second hand as difficult as possible, then make you pay for your devices in a verified way where you are recognized. Every device will most likely have a fingerprint on it so if you connect to the internet through it, all that traffic is tied to you at a hardware level.

Please don't underestimate the people in these federal agencies. They might not seem like the ones pushing it, but they are absolutely carrying out the will of billionaires who think we deserve nothing. And the people working in these agencies are not dumb, they are smart and they are ruthless.

They are serving people who are determined to get their way. And only a massive, and threatening push back will stop this.

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

You think a Raspberry Pi is hard? Try an elevator.

It has a computer that likely runs the linux kernal, a user interface, the emergecy call feature probably uses VOIP and is likely internet connected, and it may even have hundreds of unique users per day!

[-] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I'm pretty sure that's part of the point. Kill third party and DIY hardwares and softwares. Even if you could develope alternative tech you can't monetize it because it wouldn't meet regulation. The only option becomes hardware as a service, which you validate your age with the host and your pi just becomes virtualized hardware if it exists at all.

It's not just about survaliance. It's about crushing self-educators and putting the working class in a digital environment that is one-way and has no exits.

They're revolutionizing the internet and technology so you can only access what they want and how they want.

Big tech is using very sophisticated methods to lock us out.

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