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[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Take 1d4 damage!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 30 points 3 days ago

Oh god, that's horrible!

[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Please NSFW or spoiler.. that's gnarly.

[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Ah, sorry. Is there coding to mark comments as NSFW, or do you mean applying the Spoiler coding to comments?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
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that's how you do spoilers. looks like:

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[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...Much appreciated, I'll keep it in mind.

[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Just a way to prevent auto loading the image.

[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago
[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Looks like it did 1d4 (and rolled a 1) points of dex

[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

It is, and they're lucky it's only 1 damage too. NPC's don't have a very large HD pool after all.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Shite. Hope that's an AI image. That looks like Lego's evil cousin.

[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Can't say for certain, but I originally nabbed it about 7 years ago, and there's info about it being created by a 'Larry' in the file. Presumably Larry's either the caltrop victim or their friend who snapped the photo.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Unfortunately we're still stuck with caltrops as the standard d4 shape when so many better options exist

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 3 days ago

There are not too many choices if you are a fan of platonic solids

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

better options exist

Standardising on D6 only?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 days ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's a really shitty d12

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One fun fact about dice is you can have any higher faced die substitute for a lower faced one by rerolling any number not on the lower die.

This is why I only carry a d100

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

How would this work?

I mean you could use a d8 with duplicate 1-4 numbers.

[-] coalie@piefed.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The original d20s doubled as d10s. They came uninked and you were instructed to use two different colored markers to mark one set of 1-0 one color and then second set a different color.

https://nerdlypleasures.removed/2025/02/holmes-d-dice-replica-review.html?m=1

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Or a d12 with 1-4 three times, which is what I use for my d4s

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Rejig everything so it's so multiples of 6.

Warhammer moved from D3, D4, D6, D8, D10, D12 and D20 to just D6 (and D3 from D6) You need a lot of D6, but they're ubiquitous.

[-] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Wouldn't that change the probabilty curve? I guess it could be nice if you wanted to limit critical success and failure but it might reduce the sense of randomness.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's actually a tough choice, I like having a variety of shapes for my click clacks but I despise the caltrop d4

Edit: I've thought about it, and if I had to choose between a "standard" dice set with tetrahedron d4, or only a pool of d6s, I would choose the dice set and try to avoid ever using a d4.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

D4s are annoying. They're the only die without a top face, so it's hard to read the number, and since the faces slant inwards it can be hard to pick them up.

On the other hand, it's satisfying that the typical RPG dice contain the 5 platonic solids. If I had to play a game where a D4 was used often (unlike in say D&D where it's rare), I'd probably go with one of the alternate D4 shapes. Even if you prefer platonic solids, you can just use an 8-sided die and renumber 5-8 as being 1-4 again.

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Give an arch D4 a try

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Do you need a microscope?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

i like the ones with a bottom face personally, but that might be because my first d4 was that way

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I love the infinity d4

[-] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 10 points 3 days ago

I like that story, Looks like as fake as the story of the internet troll being a lazy GM throwing a troll at every stupid question from their player, but that's cool

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

It's not "fake" so much as it is an obvious joke.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Wait, you don't mean to tell me this is a fabrication, do you?

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 points 3 days ago

There is zero chance that someone would just go on the internet and lie.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Nah dude, this is legit, I lived through the tail end of the satanic panic years, those FBI raids were no joke. We used to scatter a layer of d4s along the stairs leading the basement, right before the tripwire that releases a full paint can on a string. Every player was issued a smoke bomb before the start of the game so we could make a clean getaway while the officers were distracted.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

So is there a war between the number on top and the number on bottom d4?

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Picture I made for this thread a few months ago:

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Or the real life prismatic spray if you throw them really hard at someone's face and eyes. If two of them land into the persons sight globes point first, it will cause blindness.

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