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This could spell disaster
Be sure to follow the vet's advice to the letter!
Who knows, maybe your dog will shit out GOLD
You should have been more vigilant. I bet the vet had some cross words for you.
Six hours in and not one joke about a vowel movement! Come on people!
If it's been six hours and the dog hasn't had a vowel movement, then she may be consonantstipated.
Good job, it just made my husband chuckle, first thing in the morning! :)
Dog will probably need to rest for a spell
😆 That's a good one!
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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