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I get that it says “flavored juice drink” now, but I was tired and the text is pretty small.

“Fruit snacks” are so much worse. It’s just candy, and inferior in taste and texture to anything made with actual fruit.

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago

Unless you’re looking for Apple or grape juice specifically, this is what you get. I’ve long decided to avoid juices as a result. If I want a sugar water packet, I just pack a honeycrisp apple, orange, Asian pear, plum, or a slightly overripe bartlett pear.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Apple and grape are the same

8oz of Welch grape juice has 35g sugar. 20oz of classic coke has 65g sugar. Adjusted for volume, that's 26g/8oz. Somehow fucking coke has less sugar. Apple is ironically the same as coke at 53g per 16oz

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are, however, made of the fruit they’re named after with little sugar added. That 8oz is about half a pound, and half a pound of grapes is calorically comparable. I’d guess that the apple/juice situation is similar but it’s harder to ascertain because of variation.

We’ve cultivated tree candy, and I can’t see it any other way.

[-] mech@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Grape juice and apple juice naturally have that much sugar, even if there's none added.

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[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

Disagree, I was able to find the local grocery store's store branded 100% fruit juice in cranberry, apple, grape, and pomegranate. It's just a regular grocery store too.

They even had the welch's 100% juice varieties.

Now that being said I had to pay real close attention to the labels to select the right juice, but the good stuff is still out there

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[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Curiously, where I am, apple juice is so easy to come by that other juices are diluted with apple juice.

[-] gwl 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe true in USA, not true here

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[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is approx 9 teaspoons of sugar per 300ml bottle. Typical tea ~~cup~~ mug is 250-300ml. Imagine putting 9 teaspoons of sugar in your tea or coffee. Fucking gross.

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[-] gwl 25 points 1 month ago

There's juice that's literally labelled in big huge text 100% juice, not from concentrate on the front of the bottle.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

which is also not good for you, just to be clear.

one of my new years rezzies was to eat more fruit and it's been actually really enjoyable. Fresh mango, pineapple, cherries, grapes...

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

"not good for you" is relative. Heavily dependent on individual case by case and against what standards. Sure, there are many better alternatives. But I'd argue there are even many more worse ones.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago

It's not. Fruit juice is pretty much just sugar water. It's really not even a healthy alternative to soda.

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[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

and it's expensive! So a treat, and I like to mix it with sletzer water to help savor it and not sugar bomb myself!

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[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

What Canada doesn't tell you is that they permit 10 Micrograms of Beaver Essence in all products.

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

permit

You misspelled require

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I mean, we all gather every year and conduct a ritual to send all our hate and anger into our geese, which gives us the polite nature you see today.

What's a little beaver essence on top of it?

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[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

On the lemonade, I assume that you are pointing out that it is cane sugar rather than HFCS?

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[-] prole 7 points 1 month ago

Juices like this also exist in the US...

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Give it a year with the way your country is massively declining. Soon the FDA will classify straight sugar water is "juice".

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

In the country where pizza is a vegetable, you're probably not far off. Soon enough they'll all be drinking Brawndo and water will be known only for being in toilets.

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[-] Retail4068@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then look left 2 feet and buy anything but this trash.

Skill issue.

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Or perhaps we shouldn't create a society where buying juice requires having and using a skill.

[-] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'm more annoyed that stores can have entire "juice" aisles, but only the last 10 or so ft. are 100% juice, only 2-3 ft. of which is organic. The rest are juice flavored drinks.

[-] gwl 7 points 1 month ago

Why not both? Both is good

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[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Such a fucking scam. I'm ok with "juice from concentrate", but this is literally more HFCS than juice. There should be no HFCS in juice; real juice has plenty of sugar all on its own.

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[-] paris 13 points 1 month ago

These things have so much fucking sugar in them it's actually crazy. I had one for the first time ever about a month ago (apple flavor I think) and it was so sweet I don't think I was able to even finish the thing. It's insane. I had no clue they were this over-sweetened based on how often I've seen the brand and I genuinely don't know how anyone drinks this stuff.

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 1 month ago

If in the USA, look for "100%[fruit] juice" in easily readable font.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

All you need to do is read the label. Which you should always do for everything you buy.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Part of this I believe can be attributed to labelling rules. Only the concentrate portion can be called juice.

When it is made from concentrate the reconstituting water is the main ingredient. What's shitty is that water gets more and more sugar/HFCS mixed in so less concentrate is used. Getting it down to 10% or less like that: it's just flavoring the corn.

[-] gwl 8 points 1 month ago

Aye, USA famously have terrible consumer rights so they can get away with shite like this

EU and UK (for now) have stuff like the Square Bananas act and the False Advertising act where this would be classified as illegally lying to the consumers and get the product taken off of shelves.

We even for USA imports have this policy that they must have their ingredients list covered by a more accurate sticker

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[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago

100% passion fruit juice? I shudder.

I don't know how the law is where you are, but around here there's a clear and simple word for 100% juice. But we also have the "juice drink". It's a little sad because people who don't bother with such things will fall for it over and over. But once you know the verbiage it's simple enough.

What really fucks me up is how little juice there is in it, and how much fructose syrup. 😡 It's possible to produce affordable drinks that don't add any sugar. Apple or grape juice concentrate is cheap.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

The "100%" on the front is very tricksy and wouldn't fly in the EU.

It was deliberately put there to trick people into thinking 100% fruit content, but it's actually whatever they could find in there that had anything to do with 100%.

Here, there's always the fruit content up front, wether it's 1%, 10%, 50% or 100%

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[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Just means you get corn juice in addition to all those fruit juices.

[-] Drbreen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

The "drink" part of the description is the give away. 66% sugar, faaaark, diabetes in a bottle. Fuck that shit.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Buy real fruit and a juicer and make juice. Or buy frozen concentrates and make juice (concentrates are just condensed juice frozen for longevity). Or just eat fruit. So many options that arent sugar water.

But for real, the reason things like this exist, apart from being cheaper to produce, is that shelf stable juices that dont lose all flavor over time is sometimes basically impossible. And fresher juices that arent shelf stable either will be heavily seasonal or need to be green house grown for off season which is rarely worth the overhead.

Slight tangent and fun fact, the old joke "why is lemonade made with artificial flavoring but floor cleaner is made with real lemons?" Actually has a legit answer. Check a not-from-concentrate bottle of orange juice at the grocery and you should see that it contains artificial flavors, even though it also contains real juice. There is a reason for that. Citrus juices can be preserved long term to make the supply of juices available year round. However, the flavor compounds in citrus juices oxidize overtime making it blander and blander. It will be fine to drink, but it will not taste like an orange/lemon/lime/etc. So they have to add that flavor back in with artificial flavorings. And the reason that floor cleaner has real lemon is that its properties that make it clean well are not diminished by long term storage.

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