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Will you marry me? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Sorry, can't. That other guy is already planning to marry you.

[-] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

That'd be big o' you.

[-] dandelion 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is appreciate your effort . That’s very big of you.

[-] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Yes! I thought you’d never ask! stalin-heart

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is that sadam Husain ?

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

stalin-nyet No, it’s Joe.

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I would but I’m not a fan of consent. Would you struggle a bit?

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

𝄞 - ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ﾟ.
...
I can't live without you
You're the one for me
The one I want to live with
As my bride to be
Please spend your time with me
We'll make a family

Ooh ooh...

Will you marry me?
and cherish me forever
like it's meant to be
as lover, wife and best friend

You're the one for me
we will live happily
so please accept my plea

and..
si-hing..
Ye he he he...ss...!!

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but this is a song I prepared for someone else.
Just can't help but sing it.

this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2026
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