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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did you know that Go-Gurt is JUST yogurt??!!

[-] irelephant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

woah, i went to school with her. she's a very kind, very smart person

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Hopefully she and her 15 year old child are doing well.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, that can't be right..

....

Right?

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I think her 15-year-old child might've saw that post recently while browsing through Reddit (the r/CuratedTumblr subreddit) and realized that that's his Mom.

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

nah, drifted apart in 2012

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[-] Erdalion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

First Community reference I've spotted on Lemmy, props.

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[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

This has got to be the whitest conversation about cooking rice I've seen in a while.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago
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[-] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Never care for what they say

[-] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I bought my first ever rice cooker today after seeing this thread and your comment and the video.

Important update: I just made rice while also watering my plants and the rice was perfect and warm. Why didn't I get a rice cooker 20 years ago?

[-] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

Preach. Love my $15 rice cooker, works fine

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

They’re both so much simpler and yet more complex than I had previously conceived them to be. Also, knowing how they work, there are a shit tone of things you can cook in a rice cooker that would turn out perfectly.

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[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago

I have that same rice cooker. Zojirushi. It’s pretty solid, so I’d bet whatever fancy crap it uses to tell if it’s properly cooked probably helped the way his stuff turned out

[-] treesapx@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Yeah, that Zojirushi has enough computers in it to adjust to most user mistakes. And anyone spending the money on one would know that.

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[-] btsax@reddthat.com 80 points 2 days ago

Haven't sorted laundry in like 20 years at least. If I get a brand new pair of jeans or something like that I'll separate it for a load or two but that's it.

[-] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 days ago

brand new pair of jeans or something like that I'll separate it for a load or two

Maybe grow some cojones instead?

[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

I just blow my load in my jeans, if you let it build up then it has the same effect as starch. Keeps them nice and crisp.

[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

Ok, time for me to go outside.

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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Modern dyes and detergents fixed this. It was a problem decades ago.

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[-] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Nothing really matters
Love is all we need
Everything I give you
All comes back to me

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No, nothing else matters

[-] Juqu@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Rice and pasta can be cooked the same way. Add water and stuff to pot, then boil and drain.

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I grew up thinking I didn't like rice. It turns out I just didn't like rice cooked like this. Do not drain rice. It ruins it. Cook it with just enough water for it to be absorbed by the rice. roughly 2:1

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I've found that 2:1 is usually too much water for my rice cooker. 1,5:1 is the way to go for me, at least for basmati. Comes out (close to) perfect

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What's this? A recipe for soggy rice?

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[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Can, doesn't mean it should. Rice should be cooked in just enough water for it to be absorbed or boiled off. Many types of rice are packaged with added minerals and shouldn't be washed (check your packaging, you loose this if you have to drain).

Even the cheapest rice cookers use clever physics to fully automate this process and make it come out perfect every time.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

Have you tried not washing rice?

It turns into a gloopy mess.

[-] grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

depends on the rice, how much starch. Jasmine - no need to wash, Sushi - must wash

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[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Just make sure you have permission from the leg's owner first or things can get complicated legally.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

You don't need a paper towel over raviolis when you microwave them either

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's to keep the splatter from going everywhere

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago

Unpopular opinion: the microwave popcorn button.

[-] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 79 points 2 days ago

Let me introduce you to Technology Connections report on the matter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Limpr1L8Pss

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[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's not that it won't cook, it will just do it better on the right setting.

You can cook chicken dry on high and burn the shit out of it. It's "cooked" but not great.

Butter/evoo, seasonings and low heat is much better, but both will keep you from starving.

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[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 28 points 2 days ago

Folding clothes. After realizing that I've spent years grabbing clothes out of the hamper and no one seemed to notice, I decided to buy a fancy wood hamper that looks like a dresser and put my clothes in it right after they come out the dryer.

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[-] neuromorph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

was your brown rice parboiled? or raw?

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