These are not intelligent people.
I get mad Succession vibes reading all this.
L to the O, G...
An intelligent person would look at that bank account and think "I never have to work another day in my life, why am I still here?"
Transcript:
"Hello fellow humans. I shall soon commence sensory analysis of this new human food product. I SHALL INGEST THIS FOR MY MIDDAY REFUELLING. Let us scrutinise the product. It has dimensions which impress me. It has constituent components. I am able to identify some of them. I am inexperienced in eating this kind of human food product so must first determine an effective strategem for inserting it into my face hole. I shall now appear to consume a small sample. Yes, indeed that is a human food product. Only McDonalds could produce a distinctive human food product like this."
kinda like zuckerborg trying to act human.
Woopise. Thanks, I'll change it. Though 'in jest' does seem appropriate.
No worries, I hated to see such a great joke ruined by one misspelled word.
Don't like parasocial corporate social media accounts but these were pretty funny.
I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.
Reminds me of this:
Director: Action.
Krusty: Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]
Director: And we're clear.
[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]
Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothing!
I've always considered McD's to be the bottom of the barrel as far as fast food.
Which country are you from?
Here in Italy McDonald's is top quality; probably the best American fast food.
the best American fast food.
Let me dig a hole for the bar you're setting there.
fast food is the bottom of the barrel
That was fine when it costed significantly less than the other options, same principle that Little Caesars operates on
It doesn't anymore
for me i consider McD average it isnt good nor bad.(mcflurry is good though, also it depends on the food)
but ofc there are better restaurants
there are a few worse regional chains (i know one that uses a fuckin inch of miracle whip on each burger. not even a reasonable amount but like an inch thick on every burger), but national chains yeah
How much money is being spent daily for a marketing team? Let them do their job and stay out of it. He didn't even know what toppings are on the damn thing.
Elon Musk should have been enough of a warning to CEOs everywhere that being in the public eye is bad for business.
CEOs should be replaced by AI. They might actually make a good decision or two this way, and save the company tens of millions of dollars.
Do we think this CEO fucks his employees too?
What even qualifies someone to be a CEO? Is it the MBA or whatever? I’ve been doing writing coach work for business majors and it’s just amazing how easy the work is. Imagine your term paper being “write a professional email.”
What the fuck is wrong with his face.
Does he know how to shave?
He looks like someone spray-painted his face while rolling past on a skareboard
Eh. It's not as bad as people are making it out to be. Doesn't really deserve attention
I find it funny that autism-central is raking this guy over the coals for being socially awkward
Seriously. He took a normal size bite for someone who doesn't want to get messy. The internet is acting like he needs to take a tv commercial sized mega bite to oversell how good the burger is.
Dude is clearly just a tidy awkward human and the internet is convinced that means the food is bad
Mmm I love lunch product!
It's a delicious product!
Big Obama drinking water in Flint, Michigan vibes. The man knows exactly what poison he's selling, and that he has to balance the risks of eating it vs. the need to do so on camera.
McDonald's isn't gourmet but poison is a huge stretch
It's ultraprocessed food with additives and ingredients we aren't fully sure what effect they have on the human body.
imminent liver failure in just one month.
Oh look a different kind of propaganda people are eager to lap up with 0 follow up.
From Penny-Arcade "the least convincing performance of humanity I've ever seen"
That's a dude that knows their food is literal poison.
It should be a rule, that a food executive is required to eat at least seven meals a week from the business they are running. Their attitude about food quality would fundamentally change.
The botox cheeks make it worse.
I think i swallowed some of the juice!
Also, where video?
The comments were hilarious, "like watching a gay man forced to have sex with a woman".
maybe this is the problem with public companies??
He described the burger with the word gooeyness
Ew.
His face says, "I've got a RAGING clue right now..."
Well, I think the Big Arch is trash so I don't fault him
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