I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn't have to use my penis for any of them.
.... wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the "cocksucking" badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake?
Maybe.
Come over to this hotel room. Show me what you learned, and I'll assess your skills. Then I can tell you if it was fake.
They said they didn't have to use THEIR penis... (I'm so sorry)
You confuse it with the "self sucking" badge
As a scout in the 90s, I can remember entire summer camps spent discussing Marilyn manson and his missing rib
Sure, when you were a kid, yeah. They got a badge now for safe cylinder extraction.
Your troop didnt teach you how to lash a table together using just your penis? Maybe that was just for Order of the Arrow...
Obviously you didn't take the fast track program.
Not even the knot tying badge? I was duped!
/s
Doesn't the SecDef have more important things to do right now? Like fight a war no one but his boss wanted?
Hey! Whoa! That's not true.....
.......everyone implicated in the Epstein files wanted this war.
Doesn't the SecDef have more important things to do right now?
More important than thinking about children’s genitals?
He’s in the GOP. So no.
On the one hand, yes, but on the other, he doesn’t exactly have the skillset to run any department let alone the DoD(W)
Chatgpt is doing the job now so he can focus on culture wars
Ah, the SecDef doesn't actually fight a war. He just supports starting one. And then like all richwhitemen in the USA have done, let a whole bunch of impressionable young people do the fighting and dying for him.
Ask how I know!
Eagle Scout here. These asshat politicians need to keep their hands off scouting. It's an awesome organization that gets kids off the screens and teaches them a bunch of cool, outdoorsy skills. Everybody should be encouraged to participate. Our society needs some fresh air.
Eagle scout here as well. I second this. When I was in scouting it was still boy scouts and I was always a bit bothered by the exclusions. So happy to see that the organization is now inclusive and standing by their beliefs.
Now just to get religion out of scouting...
Another Eagle jumping in. It is so clear these clowns know nothing of what scouting is about.
Almost made Eagle Scout here. Would absolutely encourage people to join*. There is almost no other organization where you can learn cooking, first aid, environmental science, and many other cool and useful skills that I can think of. At least not for teens. There are definitely a good amount of things I learned that I have kept with me, even if I have never had to use them, especially a very important meeting we had on gun safety.
*obviously vet the troop. You absolutely don't want to join a troop with homophobes if you or your child are not straight or are trans or whatever.
BTW if you're looking to order girl scout cookies consider ordering some from this list of Trans and non-binary scouts: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans-girl-scouts-to-order-cookies
This person makes a list every year
Idk man. I support trans kids but I don't want to show favoritism. Why is there a list of transkids? Honest question I don't understand. dont parents sell at work and in front of stores and stuff? Would this alienate them from their peers somehow?
Modern scouts sell both in person and online
I'm not sure how it would alienate them. Being different is already alienating.
For sure, thanks for the link.
It's been ages since I had girls scout cookies. My nearest comparison for selling cookies are those old competitive fundraisers school used to do an you get rewards.
It was really competitive at my school
Looks like the DoD / DoW will be cutting its ties with Scouting America then, if what that weirdo said was true.
Maybe they'll start a new organization, not only for Trump fans, but specifically for the Youth. Where have I heard that idea before?
I was just considering getting my son into the scouts and this encourages me.
I think your local offerings can be a big factor. I grew up in scouts, loved my experience for the most part.
But talking with other people about their experiences can be a mixed bag. Each troop has its own priorities, the national Scouting organization gives troops a lot of flexibility on how they want to run their operation.
My troop, for example, was huge on outdoor activities. We had monthly camping trips, sometimes more than one a month. We did participate in organized “scouting events” as well with other troops, but that was sort of secondary.
Other troops are big on “scouting achievements” like merit badges, “scouting societies” like Order of the Arrow, medals and honors kinda thing, I felt like that would be a bit of a drag. But to each their own.
I definitely learned some pretty good skills in it, so I would personally recommend, though biased.
Learned first aid, fire starting, safe wood chopping, some decent enough regional wilderness survival skills, and had a good amount of fun along the way. Also learned gun safety in a very important meeting we had that probably should have been either a once every year meeting.
Oh dear firearm training, even at the most basic of levels is so under appreciated.
This is what I was saying last Friday when the memo dropped. The memo was a nothing burger. Functionally nothing changed about the program. Hegseth got nothing he wanted.
People online just can't help themselves from losing their minds. Literally anything can make people lose their minds. A headline could be "Hegseth declare that all banana splits served to troops be gendered as male" and y'all would lose your minds like clockwork.
"Hegseth declare that all banana splits served to troops be gendered as male"
Yeah, I would absolutely take issue with the head of a government institution saying something like that. That is a bonkers thing to say as a public official and should invoke some kind of mental health check.
I'm aware Hegseth is just posturing for brownie points with this Scouts thing, but this kind of behavior should not be normalized. I still remember when Howard Dean lost his bid to be a presidential candidate because he got too excited during a speech.
Yeah, I would absolutely take issue with the head of a government institution saying something like that.
Yeah. He knows that. That's exactly why he does it. How do y'all not know their playbook by now? There are only two plays.
- Do evil Nazi shit.
- Say stupid shit online to keep the press and liberal Internet circles distracted from the evil Nazi shit.
That's the whole playbook.
- Do evil Nazi shit.
- Say more evil Nazi shit online to... distract people from the other evil Nazi shit?
That's not a playbook. That's an evil Nazi doing evil Nazi shit and then never letting us forget that he's an evil Nazi.
They didn't change much, but there were changes made and not insignificant ones, and theyre using some really weasely words to mask that.
They have done away with the Citizenship in Society merit badge, which was a relatively new badge, but was also a required badge to earn eagle. This was a badge that basically focused on the importance of DEI.
They've also agreed to add a "military service" merit badge. Not a whole lot of details yet about what exactly that will entail or if it will be a required badge or not.
It also sounds like they'll be making youths register accordingly to their biological gender as opposed to the one they actually identify as, and will need to use facilities like bathrooms and share tents and such with other scouts that corresponds to that.
It's not massive changes, but it's certainly enough that you should be pissed about them. And hegseth has indicated he wants to reevaluate in a few months and likely will be pushing for even more changes.
I'm an eagle scout, I'm fucking pissed about this, it goes against all of the good values I learned from scouts for them to give into this pressure, and I'm sure that when kegsbreath comes back around in 6 months or so they'll cave even more.
I'm sending my eagle medal back in protest.
Hi, venturing silver here (sending that shit back, too). Do you have a handy link to all of these changes that I can send to my old scout buddies?
Also thank you for showing real scout spirit and taking this seriously.
I've been talking to a lot of other eagles and other former scouts, and so far none of them have been happy about this. I have a couple other people also planning to return their medals, and a few who can't find their medals or who are (understandably) reluctant to do so but are at least planning to write some letters and make some noise over this.
I don't have a specific link to share, I've been following this whole situation for a few weeks now since it was all first announced. There's a lot of articles being written about it now, your best bet is probably just to see what your favorite trusted news sources are saying.
Except there's the whole "military leader threatens a private organization" thing.
Let the little children come to me. And do not forbid them, for such is the kingdom of heaven.
The church is just unrecognizable from how I was raised. But I do suspect it will be a religious push, not a scientific one, that sees us on the other side of all this. That's just how humans do.
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