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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago

If you carried it long enough, you’d have a pretty good chance of gaining a mutation that prevents HP loss from the cancer cells.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago
[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

Look at that child radiate happiness! They're positively glowing!

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

"Louis, time to stop playing and come to dinner!"

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Non-magical??

This is literally one of the most magical things we have.

Magic rock go boom

[-] ignirtoq@feddit.online 6 points 1 day ago

This and putting lightning in rocks to do math.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 26 points 1 day ago

Going to become insanely OP when I find a way to make myself immune to radiant damage.

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago

Plumbum Armour, but I'm concerned about the movement...

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 27 points 1 day ago

When you're doing 30d12 to everything within line of sight, movement penalties become less of a concern.

Let my enemies behold their slowly-approaching, inevitable doom!

[-] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They won't be able to see you, but there are like 30 other human senses + made up ones

[-] ThoGot@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

And the reduction of your Intelligence stat after you wear it

[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't it be easier to make radiant armor around the core and use it like a laser with a very restricted line of sight?

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

"Hey big bad guy, wanna see what I've got in my lead box?"

BBG: "Huh?"

*opens box*

BBG: 💀

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Lead lined armour with tinted lead crystal face shield, lead woven gambeson and skull cap... you can't have any gaps.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

On one hand it probably should just be fire damage, but I also like the idea that radiant damage type is just radiation.

I mean technically fire damage is also radiation, and cold damage is... Entropy? Anti-radiation?

[-] DarkMetatron@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

A video ontopic to such weapons: https://youtu.be/0sjctSy0vL4

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 13 points 1 day ago

As a boring killjoy D&D rules lawyer, I might point out that this will definitely lead to “them” winning, since you are killed when you attune, and therefore can never deal the 1d8 bludgeoning + 30d12 radiant damage.

[-] regenwetter@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

Isn't attuning only for magic properties that you have to activate? The post seems to treat it like something it just does, like a silver weapon.

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m not aware of any nonmagical items that require attunement, so I think that point also stands. If you were to use such an item without attunement and it were magic, you would do the bludgeoning damage and not the radiant damage.

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's non magical, therefore attunement is not required for the effect. Attuning is a process, right? You spend time with the item, maybe fiddle with all the bits, really understand what it does and how it works. If you attempt to undertake that process with this item it will kill you.

Furthermore, that extra damage should really be conditional, you might not always close the demon core on impact. Maybe on an 8 for damage it's such a direct hit that the radiant damage triggers

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago

Past a certain point death is a formality in d&d, so I don't think that's true.

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago

I thought death broke attunement, and you had to reattune after being resurrected?

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago

You are right, forgot about that. But someone else mentioned already it's nonmagical so i guess the attunement caveat is just for flavour

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 13 points 1 day ago

This reminds me that there's a quick reference in the Mage Errant series that one of the most powerful characters in the world actively hunts down and exterminates anyone who shows an elemental affinity to a "poisonous yellow stone", fearing it's power and potential for unintended harm to the user and those around them.

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Ah, but I have relentless endurance!"

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh sure, but when I created the plutonium golem, that was too dangerous. Pfft.

Edit: would heavy lead full plate armor help?

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Would have to be heavy enough that you couldn't move. You'd be a sitting duck for the bludgeoning damage

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I love this so much. I have to figure out a way to work this into my next session.

[-] YerLam@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Welp, that was fun, ready for the new setting next session?

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lol. I would obviously need to work in some fun and potentialy precarious radiance immunity mechanic.

Edit: maybe a lord of the rings where you have to destroy the enemies weapon. One option is to detonate it. "Let there be light!"

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