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[-] deeferg@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

I lost my fingers off turning off the lights and I live in darkness now.

[-] UpperBroccoli 3 points 15 hours ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Very handy for salary negotiations.

[-] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago
[-] androidul@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

celery negotiations

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Some days you have to slay the beast yourself.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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