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There is always a right tool for every job
(lemy.lol)
I lost my fingers off turning off the lights and I live in darkness now.

Very handy for salary negotiations.
Salad negotiations?
celery negotiations
Some days you have to slay the beast yourself.
Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.