Are they taking his word for it or did somebody watch to verify?
Imagine the friction burns
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the 'event' at Guiness HQ
"Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?"
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
Professional wankers switch hands every five minutes. It helps to rest each arm each session.
That's a gooner move, resets the clock so you can go longer
This man was specifically not gooning, gooning is about lasting as long as you can.
He could have easily hit 80 if he was drinking C4.
I'd be afraid my dick would explode
That's one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must've felt after a while.
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
This pumpkin looks how I feel
Their dick probably didn't look much better. Even with lube that's gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
“…after the previous holder died from his last attempt.”
He died doing what he loved…
Fake. 36 red bulls would literally kill a horse, let alone a human, even if they weighed as much as a horse.
And claiming that the story is fake because "36 red bulls would literally kill a horse" is just plain old hyperbole.
While I'm not big on equine nephrology, or veteranary physiology in general even, I suppose that it's reasonable to assume, that not 100% of horses would survive ingesting the caffeine equivalent of 14l of coffee at once. But going from "some horses would die from this" to "this story is definitely fake" is just bad reasoning.
Sure, it's reasonable to question the story, but dismissing it because a horse couldn't do the same? WTF?
Not every horse, human, or humpback whale would survive consuming 36 red bulls. But it's not unreasonable to assume that a majority of humans would survive.
Personally I want to believe the story, if for nothing else than it's not a story about how the world is going to shit.
Horses die from the dumbest shit tho
Implying he would use lotion instead of lube. Fucking amateurs. If you're a frequent wanker and you haven't graduated to real fuckin lube then you're a bit of a joke.
I'm pretty sure 36 cans of Red Bull would kill you. Humans can't handle that much caffeine.
Can't find the Death by Caffeine site (or they changed it) any more, but this one says 5 Red Bulls max per day for a 175lb person.
don't they send someone over to watch you break the record
Not just one but a bunch of nuts cum over.
In west Philadelphia born and raised…
haha pump
He must have very soft hands, I'm usually chafed after 6.
omg they could split this record into two categories - with lube/lotion or without.
I know a challenging fap when I see one
How do they measure an orgasm?
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