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[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 141 points 1 week ago

At least the thermal paste isn't too thick..

[-] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 140 points 1 week ago

Most programmers I know wouldn't understand what they're looking at here.

This is sysadmin humor maybe?

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago

Yep. This is hardware related. To be fair, many programmers I know are also into self-building and more hardware-related stuff, but that's something I personally just don't know my way around well (instead I like more theoretical computer science more). So I genuinely don't know the problem here, and I think that's fine.

[-] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 week ago

You get no shade from me. My only beef is with programmers who act like they are experts in all things computer when they aren't.

BTW, the issue in the picture is that the CPU cooler is attached to the wall of the case instead of the CPU. It shuts down because modern hardware will usually turn itself off when it overheats to mitigate the risk of permanent damage.

[-] waldfee@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

Some old cpus would actually go up in smoke if you ran them without cooler: https://youtu.be/Xf0VuRG7MN4

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[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Wisdom is knowing what you don't know.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The big silver heat sink that's on the left is meant to be on the CPU, which is the Silver squarish shape towards the right. Keeping the CPU cool is a big deal — CPUs come with a smaller fan which is sufficient for many people, but people who use their PC more intensively, or want to extend the life of their CPU typically buy an additional cooler. Here's an example of a stock cooler, and here's a motherboard that's using the fairly basic aftermarket CPU cooler that I have. It was only $30, but when I was new to PC building, it was strongly recommended, because if your CPU gets too hot, it'll throttle itself and slow down. People who over clock their CPU (running it at a higher voltage for better performance) have to get even beefier cooling, such as water cooling. You can completely fry your CPU if you do something wrong when overclocking, and even if it doesn't get that bad, minor mistakes can cause crashes due to CPU overheating.

So TL;DR: keeping your CPU cool is super important for both performance and longevity of the CPU.

The PC in the top photo has zero cooling for the CPU. Not even the stock fan that comes with the CPU. That heatsink that's attached to the case fan is almost certainly intended for the CPU — you don't even need a heatsink in that location.

This means that this person's CPU will rapidly overheat soon after it is turned on.

Edit: you can actually see where the heat sink should match up to the CPU here

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The CPU is the silver squarish shape towards the right. It generates a lot of heat when in use, so having good cooling for it is important. So important that CPUs come with a fan in the box. This involves a heat sink to help draw heat away from the CPU. This screws on mounting points around the CPU, but thermal paste is also used to help heat transfer up. Then there's a fan that attaches to that heat sink, so that the hot air from the CPU can be blown away from the CPU.

People spend a heckton of money on cooling for their CPU and GPU, because when things overheat, they throttle themselves and performance becomes super slow. Longevity of components can also be harmed by higher temperatures. If it gets too bad, then it will crash entirely.

This PC has put the CPU heatsink on the case fan on the left. I don't think this is especially harmful in and of itself — the big problem is that the CPU is entirely "naked" and has no cooling whatsoever. This means the CPU begins overheating basically as soon as the PC is turned on.

Edit: you can actually see where the heat sink should match up to the CPU here

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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 17 points 1 week ago

If you're a programmer and don't see what is wrong....

[-] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago

Then you're a typical programmer, at least in my experience.

[-] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

So interesting. I'm a programmer, I know a lot of programmers, and I'd hate to think that any of them wouldn't immediately recognise the issue.

Not sure if you're the outlier or I am.

[-] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

I've taught upper level comp sci at a STEM school and I think a majority of my students wouldn't know what they were looking at in this picture.

People who've written doctoral theses on machine learning and and natural language processing have asked me for help building their gaming rig.

Not to say its universal, but the Venn Diagram of programmers and hardware nerds is far from a circle.

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[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

It’s the irq jumpers for the mca expansion card right?

[-] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago
[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Not really, but thank you. I was just throwing in some ancient sysadmin humour.

I used to work as an intern in a PC repair shop and we had a guy come in saying his new self build computer doesn’t work. Turns out he cut a huge part off the mainboard so it fits into the case.

[-] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

My Frankenstein in an ikea drawer probably works better than that customers Frankenstein and mine doesn’t even have all needed power supplied

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 78 points 1 week ago

That's significantly worse. Assembling a PC without knowing what a cooler is for is bad enough, but to actually cut pieces off complex electronic components, I don't know what kind of state of mind you have to be in for that.

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

The kind of state that would have me refund his money and tell him I'm baffled and can't figure it out.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

what kind of state of mind you have to be in for that

Probably crazy enough to demand that the PC repair shop has to bear all the costs he caused by his genius idea.

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[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 1 week ago

Must keep the fan cool!

[-] CrystalRainwater 52 points 1 week ago

It was long ago but I was this dumbass. I kept reading online people said a fan was optional and didn't understand they meant a case fan not a CPU fan so I built everything and couldnt figure out why it wouldn't turn on. Realized fairly quickly and bought one and everything worked after that

[-] idyllic@leminal.space 14 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I am envious of you, as well as the person OP posted above. You did something - learning from whatever source you could find best; having the determination and will to go ahead and sought help perhaps knowing too well you might be ridiculed. Because for the people that know this stuff, it is trivial and not worth of botheration. So the help is not enthusiastic - but for the new doer it is so challenging.

I wish I had the energy, time and courage of you all... Maybe someday I will but until then I can only love and admire your passion.

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[-] melfie@lemy.lol 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Must’ve gotten a faulty CPU that produces heat when it runs.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

... as opposed to those ones that consume heat from the environment when they run.

[-] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I asked chatgpt to put my CPU into heat consuming mode and it then suggested I mine BTC to equal out the thermodynamics. I'm still trying to figure out where the BTC is, but it's nice to go green

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[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

I love that they had the heatsink and fan, they just didnt know where it went and actually mounted it to the case. It wasnt just that they didnt have one.

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[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

They're just too advanced for us, they already have "wireless" cooling technology.

[-] ianhclark510 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There’s the problem, his BTX system is missing its airflow diverter!

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[-] ianhclark510 14 points 1 week ago

Good catch! I haven’t messed with one of those systems since the P4 era, i had two that were the only systems I scrapped before they died, they were just that mix of indestructible, dog slow, and with absolutely no upgrade path whatsoever

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

It legitimately took me a second for my brain to un-break itself when I looked at the photo. First thinking...something's not right here....and not for even a moment thinking it would be something as stupid as putting the heat-sink on the case fan... Then the realisation that yes...it really is something that stupid.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In the old days, before laptops, we used to call the case and everything in it the CPU. You had your monitor, keyboard, mouse, maybe printer, maybe modem, and they would all plug into the "CPU." Yes, we knew there was also a chip inside called that but we didn't get all pedantic about it.

With that in mind: Place the CPU fan on the heat sink... That's exactly what they did.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That "we" isn't global. Some called it "the CPU", some called it "the hard drive", some made fun of those two groups for not knowing what they were talking about.

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[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I once inherited a PC from my older brother, he had built it himself and i decided it needed a sping clean. I opened it up and airdusted with the help of an old toothbrush, but couldnt get some fluff/dust out of the CPU cooler so i took it off to get behind it properly.
The little plastic cover over the thermal paste was still on the heatsink sandwiched between the heatstink and the CPU.
He hasnt heard the end of it.

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[-] Azrael@reddthat.com 24 points 1 week ago

As someone who has worked in an IT repair facility, this image hurts my soul.

[-] bamboo 24 points 1 week ago

When I was in IT, had someone who couldn't get their USB printer to be detected by their laptop. They turned everything on/off and it never would show up. Even I was a little confused, so I unplugged it from the laptop, and then went to go plug it back in, but couldn't feel the port. I go to take a look, and find there's no USB ports on that entire side of the laptop. somehow they plugged the USB cable into the Ethernet port.

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[-] CoooookieCrisp@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago

Stop trolling. No one knows why without a full diagnostic.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Ah a mainboard with a dust protection-layer.

Eons ago, I had a guy bring me a non functioning Compaq desktop and say, "Wull the fan was makin' a lotta racket so I greased it."

What he actually meant was, "I sprayed the entire motherboard with WD-40 because I don't know shit about computers OR lubricants."

I gave it a bath in electronics cleaner and it actually fired right up after that.

[-] MrSmith@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When you use ChatGPT for building instructions...

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Wireless cooler

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Tell them to switch to water cooling. You will get an even more awesome picture.

[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Wifi cooling!

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

DIWHY does that look like an old AMD socket? (Or lga 775)

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