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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 113 points 11 months ago

"Our half-assed attempt at accountability didn't accomplish the goals we never established or measured."

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Well I mean without a consolidated NatID there aren't very many viable ways to actually index that kind of stuff

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They could have been a plastic card with rfid tags or even just a qr code that directs to the CDC site with a name, picture, and vax status. It doesn't need to link to ssn number or driver's license number.

[-] runjun@lemmy.world 89 points 11 months ago

Hey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?

[-] Unaware7013@kbin.social 56 points 11 months ago

I'm still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am...

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn't activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?

Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.

[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 13 points 11 months ago

Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal...

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

"iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!"

  • magical thinking morons
[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 52 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna keep mine and pull it out when I want to revisit the time I got on 95 in New Hampshire the day after they announced everything is shut down.

Just me.

Normally, it's thousands of cars.

Just me, lol. I was laughing my ass off and just kept saying, "No way, man. No fucking way." That was so wild.

[-] ZAX2717@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

I just remember gas being 1.99 and thinking how crazy that was.

[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

And they were still bullshitting us at that price. They hit negative numbers. Were paying oil barrel buyers to store it. Negative prices.

Mid to late 90's in Georgia (US) when I heard OPEC would start limiting barrel sales. We were at $0.63/gallon. Knew I'd never see that again. The days of pocket/couch change road trips.

[-] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Crude isn't RBOB. Converting crude oil (which went negative) into automobile gas (which didn't) is a process that takes time/work, and not everyone has the infrastructure to do it. Crude also loses the ability to convert to RBOB in time, so if you buy and can't convert or use it otherwise in time, it's wasted money. Crude went negative but RBOB didn't, and auto gas companies were making only their usual profit off of it at the time.

[-] jo3shmoo@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Yep. Essential healthcare worker here. Spent every day feeling like I was living in an apocalypse movie during my commute. Normal 30+ min commute was 22 minutes.

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Los angeles freeways were empty! It was beautiful. Everyone on them were flying at 80mph with zero accidents.

[-] girl@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

I lived in a major city at the time, the sidewalks were insanely empty. I was the only person for 3 blocks at one point, blocks that are usually absolutely packed. When everyone started coming back, and I lost my peaceful big city… >:[

[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Same here. I was alone on the 405 by LAX. It was surreal.

[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Oh man, I can't imagine. I live in the south. Learned to drive in Atlanta. I can't even imagine

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Learned to drive in Atlanta.

Having driven in Atlanta, all I can say is I'm sorry.

[-] TheActualDevil@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

When I was 15 and learning to drive my dad lived in Atlanta. I went there for a visit once and he had me drive there, and everywhere for the whole week. My first experience driving on an interstate included going 90 around the perimeter full of other cars going faster than me and requiring getting from one onramp and moving over 4 lanes to get tot he next exit in half a mile. It was terrifying and I definitely cut waaayyy too many people off driving into town and I'm shocked I didn't cause a wreck. That was always his teaching style, just throwing me into the deep end. It's still burned into my brain as one of the most dangerous things I've done (And that's a long list). But, when I had to go into my drivers ed class the following school year I was the only one who was at all comfortable on the interstate and one of the best drivers in the class.

I don't recommend teaching things that way and I'd never do that with my children, but damn was it effective since I didn't die. Not dying was probably a close call though.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

The motorways of Atlanta are comically bad. Everyone is cutting eachother off and going 40+ mph over the speed limit, traffic jams galore. If you have to go somewhere that's 5 miles away in Atlanta, it is going to probably take you 30 minutes at best, but most likely an hour.

[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's how driving on 90 or Route 9 east into Boston was. Normally a nightmare but on Route 9 I'd hit green lights the whole way.

1 hour commute turned into 15-20 minutes

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 28 points 11 months ago

I lamented mine already. Its value will go up ten years from now.

[-] behindthesailboats@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago
[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 18 points 11 months ago

Lamented, yup

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

They lose their value if you laminate them. You wouldn't laminate Action Comics #1, would you?

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 11 months ago

Wouldn’t undamaged laminated comics be worth more than unlaminated damaged ones?

[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 4 points 11 months ago

You know ... you have a point

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

an obviously important step in the Illuminati plan to keep tabs on everyone.

[-] blivet@artemis.camp 12 points 11 months ago

I brought mine with me when I got the latest booster, and the pharmacist said that she hadn’t seen one of those in a long time.

[-] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

I also brought mine with. Took it out while I was waiting and realized it was full. Put it back in my wallet. When the pharmacist came in she handed me a new card.

Not what I was expecting.

[-] Billy_Gnosis@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

At one point people couldn't even go to a sporting event without one. Now it's, "Just kidding.". Idiots

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I filled mine up a while back and just use the one on my phone wallet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Wait, no prize for a full card? WTH, you sure?

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

The prize is not getting horribly sick or dying of COVID. I got it once in the very beginning pre-vaccine, and it was 12 days of the worst misery I’d ever experienced. No thanks on a repeat of that!

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Gonna frame mine with the title "Free CDC Cardstock"

[-] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago

I'm going to still keep mine in my medical bag along with my other meds since I'm immune compromised. Just in case, etc.

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